Warriors Will Make Playoffs

by JRichIsStillAGodButBiedrinsIsABeast on Oct 12, 2006 10:54 PM PDT

Wat r U crazy? U might ask. Oh I am, but thats besides tha point. Now I can give u all these reasons that they will make tha playoffs, like for instance.

J-Rich is a God
Baron is more focused
MP is more focused
A lot of mismatches
More depth and more athleticism
Wagner, Ellis, Diogu will be playing

But those r just so obvious. So here are tha real reasons that tha Warriors will make tha playoffs. R u ready?
1. Adonal Foyle is not starting and probably will not play at all. That right there guarantees an 8th seed. Now Davis will pass it to someone in tha middle that could catch and dunk. Jus imagine all tha points. It's beautiful.
Now granted we still have soft little Dunleavy, but this my friends brings me to my biggest reason tha Warriors will make tha playoffs.
2. Mike has kept it a secret, but we saw it in tha open practice. Mike now has a MAGICAL HEADBAND that will make him a better player. I mean that right their should sew up a playoff spot. Drought is over
YADIDA YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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holy cow

u must be seriosly buzzed rite now. lol wat in the hell r u saying

by mydedgerbil555 on Oct 12, 2006 11:05 PM PDT reply actions

How to know your team is in trouble

A list of top reasons they will be a playoff team contains several intangible items and one player being GOD. Which brings up a good question, can the W's make the playoffs if God was on the roster. I say we could battle for the 8 spot.

by bigrobbieb on Oct 12, 2006 11:09 PM PDT reply actions

Aww

You actually had me going till the Dunleavy "magical headband" comment.

On God: seeing what a crappy job He's done keeping us from killing one another (among His other shortcomings) I'd say the eighth seed in the brutal NBA Western Conference would be quite a stretch for Him. I'd take JRich over God hands down. But I'd take God over Dunleavy, magical headband or no...

by Sleepy Freud on Oct 12, 2006 11:21 PM PDT reply actions