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Recap: Warriors 93, Kings 96

WARNING: The following recap is written entirely in Haiku. So, y'know...um... be careful. Cuz the edges are sharp.

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I swear. I did NOT photshop this picture. He actually dunked.

Warriors versus Kings
Warriors should win this swiftly
The Kings? Inferior.

Hash attended game
Atma was present as well
I parked at the BART.

First quarter was fly
The Arena was bumpin'
Kings fans everywhere.

Girl sat next to us.
She was wearing Kings jersey
Time to drink more beer.

Dunleavy played well
He is the most clutch player
When nothing matters.

T-Double grabbed boards
Offensive efforts were weak
Time to drink more beer.

Ron Artest plays D
J-Rich struggled against him
Why don't we have Ron?



"They call him the wall. Nothing gets by this guy!"

Fisher guards Bibby
Bibby lighting his ass up
Still sounds like Kermit.

Adonal in game.
Mediocre performance
Still, he's a nice guy!

Andris Beidrins foul
Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul
Score a god damn point.

Warriors can't hold ball
Must have dipped hands in Crisco
Right before the game.

End of game we lost
We should raise ticket prices!
Cohan can suck it.

Was not total loss
Found a vendor with Fat Tire
Time to drink more beer.







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Great recap dogg. What can I say? WE'RE A GREAT TIME OUT!

There's no other site out there that drops Warrior recaps in haiku!

by Atma Brother ONE on Apr 1, 2006 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

wow! Hash!
u gots talent! u been hangin out with pulitzer poet Gary Snyder in Berkeley?

by kirkkazas on Apr 1, 2006 8:05 PM PST reply actions  

snyder the warrior
There's a line in one of his poems quoting some hiking buddy of his saying, "Why shit Snyder/You couldn't hit a bear in the ass with a handful of rice."

Maybe he was watching our fourth quarter. Or our third quarter. Or our second quarter.

JRich wide open
Far from the empty basket
Hits nothing but air

by mikej @ Golden State Of Mind on Apr 3, 2006 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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