There is only one way to trade for Corey Maggette and that is two minutes before gametime on the floor with the clippers.  Mike Duneleavy and Maggette trade their basketball tanktop jerseys and then go play in the game with the one result being that one of them gets hurt and the other one gets 40 points in the hoop net.  That is the only way to properly make a trade in these circumstances.  Also, the big developmentally challenged leaguer, MR PATrick OB is going to be involved in the trade.  That is the reason he is getting brought back up to the big time.  They should fill his car with honey.  Which would be really mean, but no one ever does that.  Honey!
A good prank to try on a friend who really isn't a friend or a person who you do not like and never will like is to freeze 4 or 5 cans of shaving cream and then cut a hole in each of them.  With the hole cut you toss them in the persons car and as the shaving cream thaws it leaks out of the can and fills their entire car and if you put enough cans in the pressure will be so great that their windows will pop out I think and that is the imagination of my mind at the moment.
One time on Halloween a friend of mine stole a bunch of chickens from a farm and put them in random cars the rest of the night.
I want to say hello to Jacques.  I think you and I could become great friends across oceans because we both do not know much about the basketball rules.  I urge you to make a diary post everyday about playing basketball in Holland.  I think you should make a journal about carrying a basketball around with you wherever you go and the reactions you get.  Or you could say, "Holland Jacques for threeeeeeeeeeeee" whenever you do something good like eat a sandwich or parallel park or win the basketball dynasty on the video game station system.  
A note to PATrick OB:
When you get to the point where you're average production can be replaced by a bum on the street then it is apparent you're trying to hard and thinking about too many things.  I once took part in this test where they made you lift 300 pounds of free weight in squats while holding a marble on your tongue as it was stuck out and then they asked us simple math questions.  No one could do all three.  Most of the people either dropped the marble and answered the questions or swallowed the marble and did squats.  The point is don't let them mess with your head and you need to prank Jrichardson back.  I don't care if he's a rookie.  Pranks!