Don't run around on the court like a Russian trying to play Chinese kickball
Right at the moment of these typing fingers the score is 101 on the team of Memphis and 99 in the golden state box. I say box because sometimes I imagine that with each hoop score a tiny elf behind the basket finds either one, two or three points in his pocket depending on the type of hoop shot it was. Taking these found points the elf will place them in a box that will light up with the total. Each basket has these and that is how the score is kept track of.
A fantasy analysis of the Kelvenna Arizonabread from CBS sportsline:
"Don't expect Azubuike to come in and produce the type of numbers we all expect from Richardson. Azubuike is someone not worth owning in Fantasy leagues at this time."
At the end of the third quarter Mr Arizonabread has 15 points and 5 rebounds.
As I am watching the game online I just saw Adonalgland's face pop up on the screen that is made for computers and not teevees. The face said that Adonalgland had just scored his 6th point of the night. I imagine that Adonalgland had gotten the ball and said, "I'm going to eat this ball," but everyone shouted, "Don't eat, shoot," and he did do the shooting. Mr. Don said, "the eating will be later," and Adonalgland smiled and said, "I eat toaster strudel for breakfast."
At the time of 8:14 left in the fourth quarter, I was staring out the window watching snowflake flying spiders land on the ground and accumulate into snow. If Matt Barnes were in the same room with me right now he would say I don't like those snow spider flakes and he wouldn't have made a three pointer hoop shot to put the Warriors ahead.
At the time when the clock says, "4:58" or (298 seconds) a water break was taken by the Memphis team. 241 points have been scored. That's too many to count using just your hands.
I once had a roommate in the college university school named Mike Miller, but I don't think it is the same guy who makes a three score hoop shot.
At 2:43 left in the game Matt Barnes was called for the traveling penalty. I recently learned that this is when you run with the ball without the dribble bounce. I wonder if Matt Barnes thought "I have scored the 36 points into the hoop tonight. I bet the refs think I will score every time. I will try running with the ball all the way to the basket like a mr. track star with the relay baton and score the two points.
My roommate Mike miller use to play basketball in the room with a nerf basketball and a hoop board on the back of the door. We had a 65 game season, but I don't think either of us scored as many points as the Mike Miller on the court tonight. Then again we would keep track of the scoring in one eights and two ninths to help us improve on our fraction addition.
289 points is a very large number of points for elves to deal with. Their small bodies grow tired and they sometimes drop a few.
I wish the warriors had just tied up chucky atkins and his 10 points and stuffed him in a closet then they would have won by one point.
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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Not Chucky!
He's on my GSoM Fantasy league team! (which the baumerworld should participate in the next chance, February 2007, Adonal on the team with the first pick?!)
I wish Damon Stoudamire didn't get 18, and Rudy Gay 22. Those guys aren't known for being big scorers with their season averages of 9 and 7 points per contest.
Arizonabread shot a whole lot this game, but it may not have helped us win when we needed to stop Memphis from scoring, not simply try to outscore them- which could not have happened tonight.
Did your friend also wear rubberband looking headbands like Mike Miller wears?
by back2back51s on Jan 4, 2007 12:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I hate those
by Zorgon on Jan 4, 2007 12:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
it's posts like this
by Nooob on Jan 4, 2007 3:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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