There are a lot of topics to discuss on the Warriors board.  This is going to be a bustle of good cheer talking basketball on the telephone with people from Canada when they call to ask why there is no NHL on the cable television in their American Hotel when they come over to buy the American designer jeans of boss pants and wrangler kmart boots.  They do not buy the ugly American prostitute because she is very much the prettier one in the Yukon country and the other Canadian brothers.  All these things I am told on the telephone on repetitive calls to my house from The Quebreckenridge and Monterrail.  I talk only about the American basketball and tell them to stop making the elves keep track of the score by making them sit in the net on the cold ice with their small bum-bum.
The first thing I tell them is:
"Hello, everyone in the Warriors fan base is upset with Mr. Steve Kerr because he ranks them number 18 in world powers of the field court and hoop rim and pole stash.  I am not a lot upset because I named my former living, but now dead dog Steve Kerr 4-3.  He was named before he died.  I forget how he died, but I remember him and I doing the weekly power rankings of the world of field court and hoop rim and pole stash.  We would lie on the linoleum and I would rub his stomach.  He would feed me biscuits as we made drawings on the paper for rankings.  My dog, steve kerr 4-3, was always weary of putting them in the top twenty.  He said, `I do not look at the record.  I look at how they are with each other.  The record isn't important to me because no one goes undefeated which makes it pointless to worry about the record.  Records are for people who walk around collecting used scratched tickets.  Records have no use for anything and unlike most people I believe they aren't even important in regards to the playoffs.'
I'm not sure what Steve-Kerr 4-3 was talking about, but he was the basketball mind and I was just the kid eating dog biscuits."
The Canadian person listening on the other end didn't understand and spoke in a Turkish or some other Canadian tongue.  I continued talking about the warriors.
"The infamous goy does not play for the warriors, but the notorious Post Office Box does.  Or no he doesn't.  I made a mistake because I remember when the popcorn was dumped in his car and forgot about the service charge and his switch to the developmental league of players who are not talk fish on the weeble...(sorry I fell asleep during this part of the conversation)...
The Colorado 14ers are a team with the name that doesn't sound like a team.  I would bet that no one without a hand in the alphabets attempt to make "er" a character had anything to do with this.
Multiples of seven I would like to become a team name: "Seveners," and "fifty-sixers"
The forty-niners are also a team, but no one in Canada is in need of that information."
The person on the other end of the phone wondered if they were named after the highway in colorado, the 14.
And I continued on a little more with the Canada caller,
"So mr. Canada. Are you from Vancougar or are you one of those leeches on the American border."
There was no answer and I hung up the phone.

Also, thanks nooob and urq for the compliments
And sleepy freud, I'd like to tell words to all those New Yorks in their magazine the New York (I refuse to allow "er" to become a letter in the alphabet.  27 just isn't a good number for letters for people to use unless it is a sports name like the New York Alphabet 27ers).  Send me a electronic word in my internet mailbox.