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God is a Warriors Fan

Want to get your mind off the 0-4 record or the frightening possibility that it could be 0-5 after tonight?  Yeah, me too.

I found the link on Damon Bruce's KNBR page to this song, which totally made my morning.  Here's the first couple lines:

God is a Warriors fan
Satan loves the Lakers
JRich has got the plan
Kobe is a rapist
Doesn't anybody feel like I do?
I hate Kobe, I hate Kobe
...

It's goes on from there.  There's a verse on the A's vs the Yankees too.  

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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Dude...
I feel like you do too. Trust Me.

"Top notch international hater like I am".  haha

Put a little mustard on it

by The Barnes Supremacy on Nov 8, 2007 10:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

this
song is awesome

by jrizzle on Nov 8, 2007 11:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

also
we shouldnt have traded jrich

by jrizzle on Nov 8, 2007 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I guess somebody didn't check his stats
he had a great stat line the other night... which just further presses the reason why he was traded, not to mention all the money that was saved.  If he wasn't so overpaid, I believe the everyone would agree, even management, that he would have stayed.

by david240z on Nov 8, 2007 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

it's all about
The "God Is a Warriors Fan" commercials they ran on FSN Bay Area.  You guys remember those?  Random people in opposing teams' jerseyes were struck by lightning and other natural acts of violence?

Awesome.

"Oooh, watch yo biceps Buk, watch yo biceps Bukie."

by tobin on Nov 8, 2007 11:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Richardson
Richardson Richardson Richardson.

Pretty soon we're going to have to make blue sections and red sections at the Roaracle for Dub fans pro and anti the JRich trade.

by chacabuco on Nov 8, 2007 2:51 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i would assume
a real warriors fan is anti jrich trade

by jrizzle on Nov 8, 2007 5:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

i think
a real warriors fan roots for the team.
Warriors, Stupidest franchise in the league.

by kenntoe on Nov 8, 2007 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

30 year fan
I'm a real Warrior fan not a JRich fan! I'm for the trade!

by Psion on Nov 8, 2007 6:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

kenntoe not a real warriors fan
it kinda sucks that he says "this is a song about kobe bryant" instead of "this is a song about the brilliance of golden state, which includes jason richardson, a two time back to back slam dunk champion and a player who bled for the franchise"

by jrizzle on Nov 8, 2007 6:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Great song
But man, if God is a Warriors/A's fan and Satan loves the Lakers/Yankees, both of those dudes are even less powerful than I thought.

A better question is what supreme being is watching out for the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics...

And jrizzle, I'm not sure if you're serious with your labeling of who here is and isn't a Warriors fan, but if you are, I feel kinda bad for you. Jason Richardson is a Charlotte Bobcat -- and playing like crap to boot. Get over it.

by Sleepy Freud on Nov 8, 2007 7:09 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The very idea
that God would be a Pats/Sox/Celts fan negates the concept of a loving and benevolent God.

by shadowboy on Nov 9, 2007 10:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not only that but...
you wouldn't be 0-5!!!

by BigTex84 on Nov 9, 2007 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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