Bill Simmons MVP Article
I love Bill Simmons' (espn.com) articles, and I'm sure many of my fellow internet basketball geeks here love him too. In his recent MVP article where he ranks the MVP candidates, he ranks Stephen Jackson at 69. and says
Gave us a little bit of everything: He had the best off-court incident (allegedly getting hit by a car outside of a strip joint, then firing gunshots in the air); he has a legal trial that starts May 10 and could coincide with the second round of the playoffs if Golden State upsets Dallas (not out of the question); he caused the fading Pacers to make one of the worst deals of the decade because they were so desperate to dump him; he turned his career around by embracing NellieBall, even giving point guard a whirl for a few games (now that was a sight); and if that's not enough, the fact that he's living in Oakland doubles as the most dangerous running subplot in sports right now that doesn't involve Pacman Jones. I haven't been this excited since Tupac got out of jail.I especially loved him terming the trade "one of the worst deals of the decade."
He also comments on the trade in Part 1 of this article. He ranks Troy Murphy and Mike Dunleavy together at number 287 and says
Just thought y'all would enjoy this. It'd be funny if Simmons' opinion starts to become the general consensus, because at first all the experts seemed to think Indiana won the trade (of course how were they supposed to know they never watch our games anyways...)
Simmons isn't paid to be an NBA expert; he is paid to be entertaining to sports fans, but he is obsessed with the NBA so he pretty much is an expert
FYI he ranks Baron #30 and US, The Fans, #1, for having to deal with this crappy tank-fested regular season (the regular season wasn't so crappy for some of us fans however :) ) He ranks Nash at #2 over Nowitski #3 based on the argument that if you replaced Nash with another random great pg, the team would've imploded because of the adversity they faced with stupid "alpha-dog" battles between Amare and Marion and Boris eating too many croissants in the offseason. But Nash kept them together. With Dirk, you could've replaced him with another random great pg and the team would've had a similar record. That's his argument anyways. I'd vote for Dirk just because their record is too good to ignore. But I don't like the MVP award or any award (MIP...) with such loose guidelines on how one should vote
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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simmons is an expert
by mydedgerbil555 on Apr 21, 2007 2:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ya i agree with you
More Hardware Coming!
by gsw4life on Apr 21, 2007 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was amusing
We're dropping him 25 spots for his ongoing refusal to switch to an Andy Garcia-esque crew cut or use shoe polish for the back of his head. Doesn't he know these games are being televised in HD? How many fantasy teams need to be named "Manu's Bald Spot" before he does something about it?
Speaking of hair crimes, every time I attend a Clippers game, I sneak into the press room to grab the opposing team's media guide. Why? Because the team pictures from year-to-year are so amusing, especially the ones from the '70s when coaches wore polyester suits and looked like John Amos any time he had to get dressed up in "Good Times." Anyway, my favorite media guide belonged to the Warriors. In '69, they dressed up for their photo like they were headed to a semiformal. The '70 team posed on a trolley car. The '71 team posed at a construction site, with one player even holding an ax (too bad they couldn't have done this 26 years later and given Spree the ax). They switched back to conventional team photos in '72, with Rick Barry's hair receding a little bit more each year ... and then suddenly, out of nowhere for the '77 team photo, he has a full head of hair like one of the players on "Two A Days." It's inexplicable! And if that's not crazy enough, for the '78 team photo, he's back to the receding hairline again. The whole sequence killed me. I love NBA media guides. I have problems.
He spends more time talking about the Dubs than Manu. I actually have this media guide, imma have to go look those team pics up tomorrow.

Through thinNthinN?
by k759 on Apr 21, 2007 3:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
Manu 4 MDP. Most Denzel-ed Player.
by MVP on Apr 22, 2007 1:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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