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The BArkley Update.

You guys all heard Barkley bark like a crazy bitch. He called us hillbillies earlier. Wait. Hold that thought. He's a hillbilly, check out where he's from. Now he says "Bay Area Sucks". I tell you what sucks. It sucks to me EJ and Kenny Smith. They got to sit next to that fatass every game. Can you imagine Charles Barkley using the bathroom? I wouldn't go in there until Barkley starts kissing ass again. I just finished watching the game, and did anybody see charles getting pied on the big screen? Oh yeah, Charles is short, fat, ugly, and stupid.

Also, Don Nelson have been talking about a six game rotation. What's up with that?

Captain Reviews:

Baron-MVP of the night. Great shooting, great passing, hella aggressive, and good defense going on there. He really does flourish under Nelson's system.

J-Rich - Stepped up during the second half really well, and I'm predicting that he's going to have a big game next game at Dallas.

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How does Barkley look in a Mavs jersey?
better than being in a suns jersey
4 votes
shouldnt be in a jersey cause he's so damn FAT
32 votes
looks better than mark cuban
16 votes
looks like the idiot he is
47 votes

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This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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6 man rotation
he said 6 man rotation and not 6 game rotation. he said he only has 6 players that can play right now baron, jrich, biendrins, jackson, barnes, and pietrus. monta and al havent been playing up to their potential

by lowchi on Apr 29, 2007 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ohh i get it
thanks for explaining. although i want to see some biedrins action.

oh yeah, Barkley is such a fatass. He can reconize the brands of donuts without looking. You might want to wonder how many he eats a day. Also, Caron Butler loves chewing on McDonalds straws.

by CatchAndShoot on Apr 29, 2007 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

errr
By six man rotation he means eliminating ellis and harrington. they are playing poorly.

Playoffs in '07, baby! *It Happened.*

by coma on Apr 29, 2007 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 man rotation
Nelson said something like "I'll see how Ellis and Harrington do in practice, and I'd love to see something from them.  But if they're not getting it done we'll have to go to a six man rotation."  I'm sure he's just trying to light a much-needed fire under their butts.  Just like the underdog stuff and "we're out of the playoffs" quote a ways back.  Hope it works as well as those ones.

Nellie is a coaching god.

"Jax has a natural thizz face."

by Backcourt in Motion on Apr 30, 2007 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find it hilarious....
Barkley by bashing the bay is an indirect compliment to how great the warriors fans are....

Much love to Baron for giving the fans props...

by ThermoElectro on Apr 29, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did you like when
Barkley kept callin the warriors fans jackasses over and over.

by Athletix Man on Apr 29, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why should I take it personally?
Fan support is getting tons of coverage from media.  He's wrong and everyone knows it.  The guy is basically comic relief on the show.  Stop taking him so seriously.  No one else does. It's like me calling Jessica Alba ugly.... Do you think she'd take it personally?  

by ThermoElectro on Apr 29, 2007 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love that commercial
that cellphone one with dwade when theyre watching old clips of him, and dwade goes "thats amazing." then barkley like "yea i know." and then wade goes "its amazing how you fit into those shorts."

by llamalimbo1 on Apr 29, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sexxxy
that is funny, Baron should have asked barkley if he wanted to be Barons 5.

by azw on Apr 30, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about the Thunder pie in his face spot?
   Last thing I saw they had the fatman floating in the bay, what do y'all think they should do with him when we finish off his mavs?

by Skeptic con Urquell on Apr 29, 2007 11:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barkley is Hilarious
He's just a hoot. I laughed when he said that Dirk should post up against the "midgets" in Game 1, I laughed when he declared war before tonight's game, and I laughed when I saw him in the green Dirk jersey at halftime.

Oh, and of course I laughed when I saw his dejected face after the game.

by splashlanding on Apr 29, 2007 11:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

actually...
he's just being funny now after he finally realized that the warriors are for real..He's just having fun with all of us now...Imma let it go, until he says something really really stupid, with a serious look on his face.....

by VonteegoCummings on Apr 29, 2007 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barkley floatin in the bay...
     They should have had a boat full of cartoon golden state warrior players run over him and chop him up with a southpark like "Oh my god they killed Chuck...those NHHo's"

by Skeptic con Urquell on Apr 29, 2007 11:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

check this out GSOM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v364/glenncatap/Video_0430-0144CH-40.gif

by GSW glenn on Apr 30, 2007 12:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!
Count it, the pie is good!

by SkipT on Apr 30, 2007 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are just bitter
that you are NOT in his "top five".  That's how serious I take what he says and Thermo is right on when he says Barkley is just comic relief.  Speaking of which, did anyone hear the TNT broadcast?  What did Reggie have to say?

by commish on Apr 30, 2007 7:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

chuckstradomus
I watched the game on FSN so I missed all of the Barkley noise but just finished watching all the TNT halftime/overtime video on nba.com and that was honestly the funniest stuff I've seen all year.  Go watch it.  Barkley's clowing it up now and admitting that the Warriors are fun to watch and tough.  

by redape on Apr 30, 2007 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a friend and i agreed that...
Chuck must've had a bad experience in the Bay, not to like Oakland and San Francisco...even Sausalito. With our fans, our relentless team, great end to the season pulling together our core, and the handling of the "best team" in the league...Barkley should have no reason to hate so much, the team and the fans, AND the city. Sure, maybe he has a thing for Dirk, and he's comedy relief, but I see some hurt in his eyes. He can give bad teams like the Fakers props, and say he's a fan of Sacto...who (sorry Kings fans) live in the middle of buttlove nowhere and sucked this year...

I think rookie year, or early in Barkley's career he was on a road trip with Philly out to the Bay to play the Dubz in the mid eighties, and this is how it played out....

Chuck posts an average night at the coliseum, maybe 17 points, 11 rebounds, 7 pounds gained and 4 assists, just shy of a triple double (or bypass)...so he showers (or maybe not), pounds a couple twinkies in the locker room and heads out for a night at a local pub. A cabbie shows him the local hot spots, so the "baddest man in the world" hops out and strolls for a bar fightin' night out in the heart of SF. He find a place, and downs a few dozen brews, and heads for the door to the tune of "It's Rainin' Men". But out of the corner of his eye he spots the most handsome woman, in shorts as form fitting as Chucks red Philly uni (oh, and a top as flattering as Chuck in his Mavs 41) who quickly notices the rotund rebounding rebel, and shoots him an airborn kiss. Barkley quickly makes his move. Now long story short, maybe as a Rookie from Alabama, you don't exactly know your way around other new cities, especially under the influence, so you can't differentiate between point A(shbury), B(erkeley), or C(astro). So hey, maybe he just woke up the next day realizing he had posted up the big man on the wrong side of the key, and now just doesn't like the Bay?

Still, that doesn't explain why he doesn't like Oaktown, SF and Sausalito...but at least we know he'd be fine with a stay at Alcatraz.

...never a fairweather fan...

by BayBoyNLA on Apr 30, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ain't trippin' off Chuck
Chuck is dumb but you have to admit he cracks us up.  check out http://www.cafepress.com/warriorsbaby
for "I ain't trippin' off Chuck" T-shirts lol

by tiemyshoe on Apr 30, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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