Game 6 predictions:
Boom Dizzle the general gets a triple double crossing over terry so hard that his headband falls, hits devin harris who then flops to the ground while Cuban cries to the ref.
Nowitscant leaves the game with 11 points, 4-23 shooting and has nightmares all summer while constantly looking at his shadow to see if it is Action Jackson.
Jrich or Die Flying jumps over Diop, slams it home while Devin Harris flops by the 3 pt line and he is called for a blocking foul. J rich then misses the free throw intentionally just to get the rebound and slam it on Diop again.
Matt Barnes and Nobles makes 4 three pointers after halftime, after adding a "we believe" tattoo to the other side of his neck during a timeout.
Monta from the bay finally has a breakout game and scores 12 layups while fouling out diop dampier croshere and shawn bradley on the same play.
TMNHarrington gets some advice from master splinter and he gets 18-8-6.
Last but not least.. Warrior fans are so loud that they cause a 6.4 on the ricther scale. Cuban and Barkley become deaf and dumb, or wait they were already dumb so I guess just deaf.
Each Warrior then takes a 10,000lb dumbell and does 10 curls with their right arms and then tosses them to Avery who squels like a little girl. Or wait that is his normal voice.He just proceeds to get on his knees in front of Nelly and I'll let you imagine what he does with his wide mouth after that. Prediction: Warriors 123-Mavericks 99
LET GO WARRIORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS