Warriors in 5

by danielholl on Aug 17, 2007 4:53 PM PDT

All of the most recent diaries have been very informational and are appreciated by all. And while every Warriors fan loves the info, it's been a while since we've had any fun. So let me try it.

Try to describe any Warriors player in 5 words or less. Or give your own spin and do whatever. Something they would say to describe their place on the Team. Be it serious or humorous, I thought it would be fun:

Baron Davis: I Shall Lead the Way
Stephen Jackson: On a path for redemption
Monta Ellis: They said. They were wrong
Kellena Azubuike: For my father...and myself
Matt Barnes: Built tough. Built Barnes tough.

Al Harrington(TMNT): I think I would be Raphael

Perovic: Hope I'm better than POB
POB: Hope Perovic's not better
Andris: I'm better and shorter

Foyle: I'm gonna miss that bench
Cabbages: Can I play in Europe?

Wright: I think I'm screwed
JRich: Yep
Paul Pierce: Me too.

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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wow its getting slow

in here

Football is starting soon though

by Zig on Aug 17, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions

How about this

Baron Davis: Ouch! I hurt my knee
Stephen Jackson: Oh crap
Monta Ellis: Oh crap
Kellena Azubuike: Oh crap
Matt Barnes: Oh crap
Al Harrington(TMNT): Oh crap
Perovic: Oh crap
POB: I can play PG
Andris: oh crap
Wright: oh crap

by olympicmike on Aug 17, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

lol...here's mine

Baron Davis: give me my extension
Stephen Jackson: I didn't do it
Monta Ellis: did you see lightz0ut's wallpaper?
Kelenna Azubuike: watch out for me
Matt Barnes: why won't anyone pay me?
Al Harrington(TMNT): COWABUNGA!
Perovic: Talk to Biedrins. Ignore POB.
Andris: I need Better Basketball(shooting FTs)
POB: I need BETTER BASKETBALL(the whole set)
Wright: I need to eat more.

Don Nelson: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!

by lightz0ut on Aug 17, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

describe this thread in 5 words or less

Most useless thread ever.

(there, did it in 4)

by pree t zinta on Aug 17, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions

ok

Baron Davis: I'm going for the ring!
Stephen Jackson: I'm pure nitroglycerin, baby
Monta Ellis: With no Jrich, look out.
Kellena Azubuike: I look like an androgynous robot.
Matt Barnes: I hate sideburns!
Al Harrington: I like to eat spaghetti (couldn't think of anything)
Perovic: Partizan Belgrade fans are hyphy
POB: I have long arms.
Andris: Can't let down my homies.
Foyle: I'm not a warrior anymore.
Cabbages: What happened to Barcelona?
Wright: I'm skinny.
JRich: Jordan's trying to live vicariously
Paul Pierce: Me too.

by Jeremy Belvins on Aug 18, 2007 12:13 AM PDT reply actions

Here 's mine...

Baron Davis - wait, what the hell happened?
J Rich - orange jerseys are ugly
S Jax- i feel right at home
Harrington - i look like a turtle?
Barnes - sacramento reject: rejected sacramento
Monta Ellis - remember when i dunked on barbosa?
ABiedrins - i miss dun and murph
Zarko - my neck and my back!
MP2 - we come from France
Azubuike - best kept secret
Notorious P.O.B. - you guys are just hating
Sarunas - keep baron's seat extra warm
B Wright - POB? tough act to follow
Marco Polo - hop on the Belinelli Bandwagon!
Lasme - i don't have a girl's first name!
Croshere - (He's a spy for Cuban)
Perovic - the white SHAQ!

Don Nelson - In yo' face Mark Cuban

The Barnes Supremacy

by The Barnes Supremacy on Aug 18, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions

Haha Barnes...

Barnes must be good inspiration. I'm particularly fond of "I hate sideburns!" and "sacramento reject: rejected sacramento". Very good stuff.

by olympicmike on Aug 18, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

my top

B.Davis - I freestyle better than most rappers
J.Rich - can't wait to dunk on Barnes
M.Barnes - i only hustle for a contract
M.Ellis - David Lee took my trophy
P.O.B. - you'll forget about me in 2 years
Azubuike - please send 50 cents a day
M.Pietrus - Congo would be proud
S.Jackson - Dirk won't return my emails
Bellinelli - watch out Ginobili, I'm better
B.Wright - P.O.B. carries my luggage
Dunleavy - I miss Castro...
Murphy - me and Dun make the 'Twinkie' towers
A.Harrington - my leader is a rat
D.Nelson - i coach better hungover
A.Foyle - i'm an offensive liability

by bandwagonWarrior on Aug 20, 2007 11:02 AM PDT reply actions