No.  Actually it isn't OT.  It says somewhere in the GSOM Charter (perhaps written after the Free Yi and Free KG Movements, repsectively) that if a player has more than 27 posts written about how they should be a Warrior, then for the purposes of this blog they automatically remain ON-TOPIC, at least until their team beats ours.

I have no love for the town, culture, or geographical region of Miami, but I'm thinking about becoming a fan.  These are not necessarily their starting five, but at some point in some games, the Heat will have on the floor:

Shaun Plastic Fantastic Livingston

Dwyane Flash Wade

Shawn Matrix Marion

Michael Does Inhale Beasley

Jamaal Once An All-Star Magloire

How fun is that?  For me, D-Wade was the brightest spot of the Olympic squad.  They've also got Mario Chalmers, Udonis Haslem, Dorell Wright, James Jones, and Daequan Cook for kicks.  Add in Alonso Mourning in December or January for heart.  What's not to like?  Pat kicked himself upstairs and hired a new untested coach.

Since when did the Miami Heat steal the Warriors' playbook and commence beating us over the heads with it?  Could you imagine how psyched we would be to have this line-up at the Oracle?  I'd trade our entire team for this one straight up.

At the risk of being all the nicknames for bad fans, would you?