BLOCKBUSTER!! best TRADE YET!!1!1
by HoLdEmUP on Nov 18, 2008 2:32 AM PST
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ok listen up guys i have hear the best trade ever trust me, You don't want to miss this one; i know wut you r thinking, how can anyone come upw tih the best trade but just watch
i knw we just signed jax to an extansion an just sinned magette 2 a contract but they need to be in this trade to make it werk. so wut we do iz trade jackson harrington, maggete, randolph and right, to the suns for GUESS WHO?? thats right shaq the big daddy! QUEEZY ONEEZY. finally! Monte wud have that big man to play along with! phenix wud definitly do this deel i can tell. i even checked it out on espn to make sure the numbers match1! they hav to throw in DIAW but he is a BEAST so i'll teik him!! and for sum reason it wudnt let me check coray magetes name but trust me the numbers work. also wed have sum muscle and we can just knock peeple over left and right!!12!
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/features/traderesult?players=614~308~378~3455~3242&teams=9~21~21~21~21&te=&cash=
we have sum extra roster spots after this trade so to finally fill the gaps that we need so bad, i dont know wut danny fortson is doing now but we should definitly sign him he wuz an awesome warrior fa sho!!! fianlly to meik our team complete, we do a deal with orlando where we trade auzubukakei to orlando for odanal foil and then we have a C to backup big SHAQ pluz he can read rilly well and will teech people good around the neighboorhood.
i think if we did this trade our team wud finally b good again and maybe ill watch some games, its been a while i wont lie lol! wut do u guys think?!?
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wow
just… wow… um, really? the whole farm for shaq? i dont think i’d do any of our players for shaq straight up let alone the whole lot of them… i think i just lost a little more faith in humanity.. even from what little faith i had to begin with..
oh hahaha i get it.. this was a joke, right?
screw cohan, screw mullin, screw baron
this actually might work.
with the leadership and experience he brings, him and monta could be a two man wrecking bomb. just like wade and shaq!
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
by scottiepimppen on Nov 18, 2008 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
It's hard to read sacasm.
It works better verbally.
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jesus
I hope that this is a joke and your not serious or i would have to question if you are a humor or a monkey who found a keyboard at the Oakland zoo and hasnt watched basketball since Shaq was with the lakers
by GoldenWarrior988 on Nov 18, 2008 6:47 AM PST reply actions
+1
Nah, I think a monkey from the Oakland Zoo would actually know how to type and spell! hahaha
by scottiepimppen on Nov 18, 2008 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
this is the worst
trade idea ever, and the way its titled and how early it is in the morning made me think a trade actually happened, this should be deleted
"Maybe I need somebody that can save me from the parts of myself that keep making me crazy" -Slug-
by drizztismoneybaby on Nov 18, 2008 7:10 AM PST reply actions
I didnt steal it
and this is my second time having it up
"Maybe I need somebody that can save me from the parts of myself that keep making me crazy" -Slug-
by drizztismoneybaby on Nov 19, 2008 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
Hahaha
Just laughed for over half an hour. This is a joke, right? Cuz that would be a horrible trade. If you think the suns looked awkward when they first got shaq, imagine us?
no man
trust me i can tell that we wud dominayte wit shaq big dady, havent none of any of you watched him play?
Clearly you haven't since 2002.
I have seen the future and his name is Matt Wieters.
by Baked Biedrins on Nov 18, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
nah foo
this fo sho paridee of avridge fan bad speling and sentince struktur plus also too ending statements whith queschin marx?
josh Howard 4 President! We need a REAL black man in the white house!
by The Bimbo Coles Experience on Nov 18, 2008 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
O MY GOD
SOMEONE NOTIFY MANAGEMENT!!!!!
WE NEED SHAQ RIGHT FRICKIN NOW
i just threw up in my mouth
oh god………..the humanity!!!!!!!
milk was a bad choice.
THAT'S ALL
we have to give up to get SHAQ? WOW! Someone give this guy the GM of the Year Award! hahahahaha
Finaly somewun getz it
U da man, man
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Nov 18, 2008 9:15 AM PST reply actions
Yes!
Why didn’t I think of this? We could dominate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fortson and Shaq!!!! Why has no one tried this!!! If we can’t get Foyle back, maybe we can work out a deal with my favorite back up center: Cherokee Parks! That would be the sickest Dubs team ever!
"Hold it down for the bay rep'n Oakland" --Keak Da Sneak
I actually miss Foyle
Is that bad? I really liked that guy. Where is Zorgon??? (SP?)
"Hold it down for the bay rep'n Oakland" --Keak Da Sneak
he
left ever since he got his own team the Thunder
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Nov 18, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
The Skeptic will be pleased
Finally, a GSoMer with hoops insight to rival his!
The only minor change I would make to this deal is to throw in Monta, Buki and Biedrins, and ask them to give us back Mohawk Barnes…
OBAMA AMABO
LOL
thanx for makin my day.
c’mon man shaq?! think about that one more time homie..what the hell is he gunna do for us other than change our whole style of play (same reason why d’antoni left the team he built) and retire after this season?
and btw, they would NEVER do it because we are in the same division! why would they wanna help a rival team out?
by LETS GO WARRIORS on Nov 18, 2008 9:45 AM PST reply actions
Oh I get it
Your a comedian!!! Not a very bright one though!!! Worst thing I have ever read!!!
by FutureGiantsGm24 on Nov 18, 2008 10:03 AM PST reply actions
You're not Your
Usage examples:
Your:
Your car
Your team
Your 40 ounce
Your bad comment….
You’re:
(As in “You Are”)
You’re not a comedian
You’re not very bright
You’re not very funny.
If you are gonna bust someone on “smarts” have some yourself. Just sayin’….
"Hold it down for the bay rep'n Oakland" --Keak Da Sneak
wow
you should watch some of the games so you even have the slightest clue what your talking about
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sometimes people don’t want to talk hoops, they just come here to act a fool.
by Lat We N Trash on Nov 18, 2008 11:17 AM PST reply actions
Satire-
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
Look it up people, jesus. This message board can be really disappointing sometimes.
You know when I think about it this trade makes a lot of sense, I would only add that we somehow find a way to package Monta and andris to new york for starbury. He was all star, and he would be able to teach marcus williams to be a good point guard since theyre both from new york. KEEP HARRINGTON.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Nov 18, 2008 11:20 AM PST reply actions
jeez
all these really really dumb trades are coming from the newbies. like the guy who made the Yi trade. and now this! This ain’t a video game where the players can play well when you want them too lol. My god SHAQ FREAKING SHAQ ARE YOU KIDDING ME! 5 years ago i would of done this but now! you must be on some of that stuff that makes Harrington think he is Jordan haha
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Nov 18, 2008 11:46 AM PST reply actions
the prolem
wit da yi trade wuz that it wuznt reelistic, this one is and i posted it hear becuz maybe someone has an inside track to mully and can tell him about this trade, i know hed want to do it becuz it is THAT GOOD
Im positive
That mullin and nelson read this. Therefore i expect Queezy O’neezy in uniform within a few weeks. holdemup for gm.
by MO-ped MO-problems on Nov 18, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
hahahahahahaahahahaah
worst trade ever. go kill urself. stick ur head in a lawn mower or something
Chuck Norris has only lost in one thing. 1 on 1 with B-Diddy
i wud if if
it got queezy holdin up that DUBB
what a loyal fan
willing to sacrifice his life to watch the warriors implode if the dubs acquired “shaq big dady.”
Thank you, Dubs.
I've got my crack staff of code-breakers
Working overtime on the discovering the secret identity of “HoLdEmUP.”
My working hypothesis is that he’s either the Zodiac Killer or my man Coma…
OBAMA AMABO
I think I figured it out...
Must be this guy…
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I feel bad for the english language.
You my friend have just submitted your application for the league of morons. furthermore your use of ‘slang’ to abbreviate your rambling has just cause me to have a headache, i hate you.
Monta needs to grow a beard.
by monta needs a beard on Nov 18, 2008 12:58 PM PST reply actions
I'm surprised
So many of you are so quick to call “moron” rather than “prankster”
I know it’s sometimes tough to distinguish, but my money’s fully on the latter.
What say thee, Mr. HoLdEmUP?
OBAMA AMABO
GSOM
With so many people hailing Morrow as a superstar with one 37-pt performance, could you really be surprised with this?
...
speechless… shaq has how many solid years left? let’s just package half the team and try and get nash too.
who is this guy?!?! i’m praying he’s just messing with us cuz i feel bad that we have fans like this… (unless he’s 11 years old)
uh huh
you know Amare is only really great playing with Nash. If Nash wasn’t there, his numbers would be that good.
by warriorfan4life on Nov 19, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
haha nice job, man.
you actually made most of these guys think you’re serious, and now they’re happy they have someone to make fun of.
by Five Ten Entertainment on Nov 18, 2008 4:37 PM PST reply actions
But
If he was a little bit cheaper, I would say at least 10 mil then I would make that trade harrington and marco fuck yeah but dont give up wright nor jackson or randolf
BD-FOR-P!
Sarcasm or not
How does a post like this stay up for this long when other people have been complaining about receiving warnings and having their posts taken down?
Have u gone to
Grammar school? If you are going to make a terrible trade you could at least work on spelling. This isn’t text messaging someone.
The Time Is Now! Win Warriors Win!
listen man
im 16 i can say wutevar i want so this is a free country and a free site
That's Fine By Me
It was just a suggestion. I mean spelling is something essential to life that you should be learning. BTW, its whatever, not wutevar. :)
No offense.
The Time Is Now! Win Warriors Win!
i hope this is a joke
i have never met somebody as oblivious and unintelligent as you are.
you obviously know NOTHING at all about the warriors or basketball for that matter.
Thank you, Dubs.
mmm
current 3+4 (well the now-defunct harrington), our future 3+4 (randolph+wright) for a center well-past his prime.
i forgot to mention that shaq has been rendered ineffective in a run-and-gun system (á la suns w/ d’antoni in 07-08)
he averages 15/8. jackson himself averages 22/4/6. wright+randolph=two keys to our future.
he isnt as effective on defense
having him and biedrins on the court at the same time would never happen-don nelson won’t play those two together.
no.
You do get some credit though.
You have successfully created the most gramatically incorrect post ever. Congrats my friend. I don’t know if you are serious, but from what I could decode, I think this sounds like an awful trade for reasons already stated.
Dumb Ass
You told me you hope I don’t run the Giants, well I hope you never talk sports again. You can’t write, spell, or do anything thats considered logical. Your almost as dumb as your post.
by FutureGiantsGm24 on Nov 19, 2008 9:52 PM PST reply actions
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