Eye of the Tiger?
I am not a happy R Dizzle.
About 5 seconds into the game, I lost my excitement to watch the game.
As I sit here with my bottle of Chocolate Nesquick, all I can do is ask...WHY?!?!
And then a few more things.
Peep the jump....
1. If the Warriors fell off tonight, lost to the WORST team in the NBA, would I still be a fan?
2. Did this guy really score 25 points, come down with 12 boards, and block 5 shots?
3. Did we really give up 20 turnovers?
4. Did a rookie named JaVale McGee score 14 points off some monster dunks?
5. Did Dee Brown pull down 10 points after only getting 9 in the previous 11 games?
6. Did I really liken this guy
to this musical genius?
7. Did I really just waste 2 hours of my life watching a game where the Warriors scored less points than their opponent, EVERY QUARTER?
8. How come there was no bad karma from firing Eddie Jordan while he was working a charity event?
9. Why do I have to keep writing recaps for games that we lose?
10. Why did Darius Songalia pull a rebound over Ronny Turiaf?
11. How come Anthony Morrow came back to reality and hasn't scored over double digits since his second game as a starter?
12. How come Andris didn't pull down a double-double?
13. Wait no, make that - how come no one on the Dubs pulled out a double-double?
14. Why in the world did I predict something so silly as "Warriors win by 20?"
15. Why is he still on our team?
16. How come I can only find a few pics from the game with Warriors players?
17. Why didn't my boy, Rob Kurz, get any burn?
18. How come this guy looks so angry even though he pulled off his first win as a coach?
19. How in the world did the Wizards have a 30 points lead on us at one point?
20. Who's worse on the court, Anthony Randolph or Brandan Wright?
21. What is the rest of the season going to look like if we're 5-9 off close games and silly losses?
22. WHY are we getting destroyed on the boards?
23. Is this team a JOKE?
24. Is this my future wife?
25. If the Warriors fell off tonight, lost to the WORST team in the NBA, would I still be a fan?
SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS!