Warriors One O Eight. - But the Rockets? One Nineteen. - Recap in Haiku

by Hash on Dec 13, 2008 9:41 AM PST in Recaps

What is there to say?

We never controlled this game.

I drank many beers.

Outmatched in all ways.

Glimmers of positive things.

Yet no victory.

One positive note

Was during the fourth quarter

Played Mario Kart.

Boxscore | Open Thread

Red_shells_medium

Got these bad boys in second place! Nothing can stop me now.

Despite our flawed game

One syllable at a time

Let's break last night down.

Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump

Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump

Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump.

Ronny and BWright

Eating chicken soup at home

Yao killed us down low.

Baby hook in paint

Went down like bread and butter

I drank many beers.

Welcome! Welcome all!

And the Warrior Killer prize

Goes to Carl Landry!

The Warriors looked rushed

The Rockets? Methodical.

Scored on us at will.

I will give props though

C.J, Randolph, Beans and Kurz

These four hustled hard.

Beans is a monster

He deserves better than this

Something must be done.

Good to see Randolph

Log his first double double

Loved his energy.

Randolph_medium

The future is now.

Okay, honestly

I didn't expect to win

But damn man, this sucked.

But this is our fate

The fate of a Warriors fan

Look to the future.

And so we move on.

There will be more games like this.

We shall overcome.

And in the meanwhile

There's always Mario Kart

So, fear my red shells.

Wonder_medium

This one goes to Beans

Aggressive play in the paint

Great boards and scoring.

Haiku's are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

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Hmmm...

For some reason I felt like launching grenades at Harrington and saying “Yay” for loving basketball last night!

:-P

by Tony.psd on Dec 13, 2008 10:12 AM PST reply actions

In all seriousness for a sec

Are there any mods around during the open thread? We’ve had a couple of trolls flooding the open thread the past 2 games.

by IQofaWarrior on Dec 13, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions

Our mods would rather harrass the regulars than go after trolls, its sad but its true!

by smearthebeard on Dec 13, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions

why

would they be when its Christmas Time.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Dec 13, 2008 1:56 PM PST up reply actions

+1

the mods really need to ban the trolls, they have made the last two game threads very unenjoyable

by AJC3317 on Dec 13, 2008 1:58 PM PST up reply actions

they have made the last two game threads very unenjoyable

They can’t compete with our team in that respect.

Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me

by Skeptic con Urquell on Dec 13, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions

touche

by AJC3317 on Dec 13, 2008 7:16 PM PST up reply actions

Last 2 Games

Last 2 games, I haven’t been near a computer to check the open thread. Will try in the future to take care of this.

Has this been just the past 2 games or a consistent problem the entire year?

by Fantasy Junkie on Dec 13, 2008 2:20 PM PST up reply actions

Will try in the future to take care of this.

Don’t worry about it, was just some kids having fun. Better place for them than out on the streets. Their stupidity is actually entertaining. Some of our old fogies are just cranky.

Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me

by Skeptic con Urquell on Dec 13, 2008 2:32 PM PST up reply actions

offtopic

Their stupidity is actually entertaining

this is my new signature

sometimes people don’t want to talk hoops, they just come here to act a fool.

by Lat We N Trash on Dec 13, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions

The past 2 games mostly

I vaguely remember one other game a few weeks ago. I suspect it’s the same guy, because they basically post the same dumb things.

“Will try in the future to take care of this.” Thanks for your effort.

by IQofaWarrior on Dec 13, 2008 3:19 PM PST up reply actions

these trolls are trolling around all SB nation

Kings Rockets etc blogs -SB nation just should ban IP (ban account doesn’t help because nothin is easier then create new one in 34 seconds)

sometimes people don’t want to talk hoops, they just come here to act a fool.

by Lat We N Trash on Dec 13, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions

I have a slightly different spin ont he game. Iw as rather impressed in the loss.

We are playing a western power and we are playing without. Monta Ellis, Brandon Wright, Ronny Turiaf, and Magette. Wow! How did we even finish the game that close. If you took the comparible players off of the Rockets roster we would have blwon them off the floor. This loseimpressed me more than any of our wins. When we get all our players on the floor then we can judge our team fairly. I must admit I like seeing our puppies play.

by smearthebeard on Dec 13, 2008 1:09 PM PST reply actions