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Help Wanted: PF and PG positions now available

 A leader in professional sports, the Golden State Warriors, located in Oakland, CA are looking to fill two (2) key positions to help salvage a losing season and perhaps satisfy its customers. We are looking for a stud power forward and a super-quick all-star point guard. Founded in 1946 as the Philadelphia Warriors, the team has one NBA championship in recent memory. We are now aiming for a second championship to bring to Oakland. Will you be part of that team? Here are the details:

POWER FORWARD:
We are in need of a true power forward to help our star-in-the-making center, Andris Biedrins,  facilitate the boards and interior defense.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
- rebound, rebound, rebound
- establish interior defensive positioning for rebounding and/or blocking shots
- on offense, receive interior passes for easy dunks and buckets
- pass the ball with great accuracy to teammates from the high or low post
- take outside shots from time to time
- will report to Head Coach Keith Smart

REQUIREMENTS:
- must have at least 4 years NBA experience
- must have NBA All-Star credentials
- must weigh at least 240lbs
- must be at least 6'10
- must be physical and willing to bang
- must have at least a 36-inch vertical leap
- must be able to dunk with two hands without a running start
- must be able to scare off opposing players with nastiness
- quick leaper a plus
- outside shooting skills a HUGE plus
- prior college work experience a plus

NOTE: softies and those with Ivy League-like intelligence NEED NOT APPLY!

POINT GUARD:
The point guard will help lead the team in most of the game operations, such as ensuring a smoothly-run offense and defending well against opposing guards.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
- ensure the offense is running smoothly
- maintain a high assist-to-turnover ratio (preferably 5-1 or higher)
- setup teammates' favorite shots by penetrating and dishing
- help with rebounding
- help with defense
- will report to Head Coach Keith Smart

REQUIREMENTS:
- must have at least 4 years NBA experience
- must have NBA All-Star credentials
- must be explosive off the dribble
- must have excellent ball-handling skills
- must have superb passing skills in the open floor or half-court sets
- must know how to use screens properly
- must perform acrobatic shots regularly
- must be willing to take a charge and dive for loose balls
- perimeter shooting skills a HUGE plus
- athleticism a HUGE plus

COMPENSATION FOR BOTH POSITIONS:
- seven (7) or eight (8)  figure income possible
- free tacos from Taco Bell (if team scores over 110 points at home)
- numerous praises in the form of blogs and posts on GSoM
- and many more

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Email us your resume NOW to:
gs_warriors_ceo@warriors.com

Or call 800-GSW-Hoop and ask for Chris Mullin or Robert Rowell.

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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