Originally posted: Dec 26, 2008 9:00 AM PST
Tip-Off: 7:30 PM PST
I write you a day after your visit to thank you for your time and generosity around the world. I know I haven't been the "Mother Teresa" of all people this year but I'd like to ask you why I received the following gifts:
- Fuzzy slippers
- "This Little Piggy" 2009 Wall Calendar (this was a joke right?)
- 2 sweaters
- Gift certificate to Ross
I write this because I feel as though I've done good and charitable deeds this year. For example, have I not ALWAYS complimented my mom on her cooking? Have I not ALWAYS graciously said "no sorry" to the hobo's in San Francisco instead of just ignoring them? Sure my DUI didn't help and sure I was put on probation from work due to "racially insensitive comments" but honestly they had it coming. In any event I'd like to ask for one small thing to make up for the past years of disappointing presents:
Please make the Warriors win tonight? The Celtics are coming off their first loss in 100 games and they'll want to get back on track with a win in our house tonight. Seeing as though we've lost 20 games in a row can't you just help us out on this one? I've left you cookies and milk by my fake fireplace this morning. The milk is 100% fat free and lactose free because I care about your health and the cookies are store bought because the last batch I made by myself gave someone diarrhea. More signs that I care!
Santa without your help here are my realistic predictions:
- Warriors lose by 14.
- Garnett and Pierce will combine for over 50 points.
- Crawford, Jackson, Ellis, and Maggette won't even bother coming tonight.
- Boston sits all their starters by the start of the fourth.
- Randolph and Wright get extended minutes to show nothing.
Happy Holiday's Everyone
Can the Warriors give us a holiday gift and beat the Celtics tonight?
Yes. Your Santa letter will work. (334 votes)
No. Our Warriors will be drunk off Eggnog by halftime. (180 votes)
Sorry … too busy reading the Twilight series. (27 votes)
541 total votes