NO DAVIS = NO JESSICA ALBA!!!
by nykeedunks on Jul 1, 2008 10:51 PM PDT
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The day we have all feared has finally come. The most prized possession of ORACLE arena has left us, the one thing that puts butts in the seats, and the one thing that we can all boast about to every other NBA team out there...No i'm not talking about that that [insert explicative/pronoun/mean name/etc here], Baron Davis, no i'm talking about the sexiest woman out there, JESSICA ALBA. The only reason she came was because of her connection with her supposed baby's daddy [it's actually me she just doesn't know it yet], Cash Warren friendship with BD. So you may be wondering, "Oh man, now who are we all going to drool over at Warriors games?". Fear not, for there is hope. There are always the reliable and stunning Warrior Girls and hey 2 or 3 games a year we may get to check out Biedrins' girlfriend, [talk about a blond bombshell, have you seen her?!].
Sincerely Yours,
NYKEEDUNKS
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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Jessica Alba ...
became irrelevant the moment CASH WARREN’S genius arse knocked her up.
i really envy him!!!
Marco Jaric
he’s out there for the taking, Adrianna Lima > Jessica Alba.
no
but pretty close to equal
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty." -Steve Friend, head coach, Chabot College, to Laney College's head coach, who asked why we scored so many runs after we beat Laney 30-3 in 2006
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