so maybe we can trade nellies fifth of brandy to the cavs for delonte west. the cavs coach and front office gotta be desperate for a fresh new franchise guy like EJ with lebron considering europe. which i also find very odd because i was under the impression that lebron james cant travel.

how bout we trade b wright the street light and al “milk dud da stud” harrington to greece for vassilis “tim the tool mans homie” spanoulis and theo “stop and pap” papaloukas then we could beat the east all star team!

i miss the less than not likely trade talks we Gsomers used to post to nurish our starved hope for remaining a powerhouse in the wild wild west. all you sports fans have to excuse me because i really dont care for sports unless im playing in them, fyi my softball team is kicking much rumpas down at twin creeks lol. i’m the same way concerning basket ball if the warriors aren’t in it i don’t have time to splurge over it and i hope the league ratings collapse like georgia for conspiring to keep us out. MY CONDOLENCES GOES OUT TO THE VICTOMS OF THE TRAGETY. phelps is holding it down and the redeem team is doing their thing. i didn’t get a chance to watch it because i was counting sheep. i have taken an interest in womens volleyball for some reason but thats another subject lol. here is the very feasible but only in Gsom dream land trade proposal

bean dada mean and b wright da street light and thwow in a future draft stick for kaman and shaun knees be gone livi on a sign trade 2yr min w/ t.o.

al “milk dud da stud” harrington and a fifth of christian brothers from nellies locker for charlie v.

and our starting nose guard, cap-i-ton “steve da snout” “3 in the nostril” jackson to nuggs for jr smitty

giving us a young nuc

PG ellis bellinelli livingston dautson i mean watson

SG smith azabuike ellis bellinelli

SF maggette randolf azabuike villinueva bellinelli

PF villinueva tufiaf maggette randolf kaman

C kaman turiaf villinueva maggette randolf etc.

I’m gonna be awesome and clean this up (translations)

Title: Trade for Charlie Villanueva, J.R. Smith, and Christopher Kaman. (I am bored).

I miss the old days, when we talked trades that we knew were never going to happen. We all used to get excited for no reason, and make up outlandish trades for the fun of it all. All you sports fans (people with brains who can use simple logic) will have to excuse me, because I am not even a really big sports fan to begin with unless I am a part of the team in question. (For your information, my softball team is ripping it up.)

As if I didn’t give you enough reason not to read this before, let me clarify: I’m not a huge sports fan, and I do feel this way about the Warriors, as well. Let me quickly insert a offensive analogy of the Russia-Georgia conflict to make it look like I’m up on current events. Then I’ll apologize for that said remark.

In other news, Michael Phelps is really doing well for our Olympic swimming team. The USA Basketball team (often referred to as the Redeem Team) is performing very well also, although I was asleep while they were playing. I’ve also taken a liking to Women’s Volleyball, (it’s not because of Misty May’s luscious backside, trust me.)

Now lets get to the outlandish trade proprosal I crapped out:

GSW recieves: Chris Kaman, Shawn Livingston (2 Year Sign and Trade)
LAC recieves: Andris Biedrins, Brandon Wright, future draft pick.

That’s value you can’t beat with a stick, folks. No, I’m not finished. Yes, I traded our future frontcourt for a broken PG and a middle of the pack C, but there’s more!

GSW recieves: Charlie Villanueva
MIL recieves: Al Harrington and a 5th of brandy.

This trade is worthwhile for both teams because I said so. Still not finished, folks. Moving on…

GSW recieves: JR Smith
DEN recieves: Stephen Jackson (Our fearless leader)

Giving us a young nucleus (apparently being one of the youngest teams in the league just isn’t enough for me) of:

PG: Ellis, Williams, Livingston, Watson

SG Smith, Azubuike, Ellis, Belinelli

SF Maggette, Azubuike, Randolph

PF Villanueva , Turiaf, Randolph, Maggette

C Kaman, Turiaf, Villanueva, Randolph

This somehow makes us better, people. WE BELIEVE.

i wouldnt trade beans for kaman straight up, let alone with brandan….