anyway, i think diogu could turn out to be a decent player, something like a 3rd or 4th (more likely 4th) option post guy coming off the bench. it just didn’t work out for him here, and indiana was a mess, so it’s hard to judge him based on that, but if he can add a few pieces here and there to his game, he should be okay. i remember that the warriors were pretty much refusing to include him in any possible deals until that one, looks like the organization was way too high on him, but i’m comfortable with saying he’ll be an okay player. don’t expect more than that.

Poor Greg Oden’s doggie is BLIND, mister, and here you sit up in your ivory tower making fun of a poor PUPPY. For shame, foooooorrrrr shhhhhhaaaaaaaaammmmmeee!!

I should post the current Oden videos but then I’ll be replying seriously and that’s no fun! One leg might be an inch longer than the other, but that extra inch is gonna help when he is DESTROYING Andrea Bustdrins!

Oden looks delicious as well.

“Harrington” is a dish Cambodians make out of discarded orphans. What would you rather eat, an Oden or a Harrington?!?

In closing, let me remind you of what the great Mahatma Ghandi told us all during those sweeping decades of change that made this world the way it is today. Ghandi said, and I quote: “Marco eats poop and sucks.”

Those words were true then, and true now. He was indeed a wise man, that Ghandi. And yet you say Ghandi is no better than a common arsonist? (I think you said that I am much too busy and important to double check).

TRY BEEING A REEL WARIORS FAN SUMTIME BUDDDY K11?!?

Mortimer

And foreigners are terrorists. If Roy DIDN’T kill babies and hate foreigners, then the bad guys will win. See, that’s the problem— you aren’t seeing past the surface! It’s those intangibles that Roy brings to the game — Baby murdering and Foreigner imprisoning — that makes him a winner.

Did you know Chris Mullin is the leading cause of AIDs in America? He goes to grade schools and just gives everyone AIDs. AND YET YOU CHEERED FOR HIM AND LET HIM BE GM OF YOUR TEAM. For shame, fooooorrrr shaaaaaaaammmeee!

And you guys never talk about that school bus Don Nelson crashed into when he was drinking and driving. He pulled a hit and run, skedaddling out of the scene of the accident but stupidly leaving on foot, and left his car, his wallet, 3 different forms of ID, and his cell phone which he had left on ‘video’ mode and it recorded him saying “bwahaha I am such a lush I’m gonna go run into that school bus and get away with it because I am Don Nelson”.

You might like his run n’ gun style, but those 37 kids who died in the subsequent fire, their flesh charred into the melting vinyl seat covers and their screams forever ringing in the memories of the rescue workers, might beg to differ.

Plus defense wins titles, not runnin’.

Brandon Roy smells like cinnamon and love while Monta Ellis smells like good offense but being given the reins of a team before he is capable. THAT’S A BAD SMELL.

Plus Stephen Jackson’s mom looks like Troy Murphy’s nose.

Anthony Randolph is a bed wetter.

Patrick O’Bryant is putting up 20/15, guaranteed, and Mullin let him go for nuthin’.

Corey Maggette reads old National Geographics for the nudity (ok, I guess that isn’t an insult, cause so do I).

I forget what else I was gonna say, but your team’s mom is a whore!

Mortimer

That the plastic spoon was in. You throw the wrapper away, to be forgotten forever.

If he was the bowl, that would be too useful. You can USE a bowl. In fact, maybe my wrapper analogy is wrong because at one time a wrapper is useful— it held the plastic spoon and kept it safe from germs. Marco doesn’t do anything THAT useful… hmm…

Marco is the empty calories, maybe? Sounds like a good idea before but afterwards you’re fat, bloated, and gained nothing from the experience except more time spent being unhappy.

I don’t think much of Marco Belly “Never was good in Europe why would he start now” Nelly, so I come into this excercise with known biase.

Mortimer