Now how do you feel about losing Baron Davis?
by hardcore on Sep 24, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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PrintC'mon, be serious. This isn't about losing Monta for a few measly months, this is serious. Baron has gone off the deep end, perhaps several deep ends.
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Our escaped Star PG (not All Star, just Star) has admitted to his serious addiction - to Mexican food! Apparently the situation got out of control this off-season and BDizzle ballooned up and is grossly out of shape.
Baron's even moved to join an extreme fitness program:
Yup, that's right, he's really gone off the deep end. Following in the wake of such notable big stars as Queen Latifah, Baron has taken the big plunge into eating as much as you want of the pricey lean cuisine (or is that another overpriced line for the overeaters among us?) known as Jenny Craig.
"I know Queen Latifah, and when I saw her out there using it, I thought maybe I could use it, too, to work on my health and fitness goals and inspire others," he said.
Maybe Baron is hoping Clipper fans will feel the same way the Queen's fans do? That more = more to love?
We can be reassured that Baron's manhood isn't threated:
"Men should take a page out of a woman's book – because they're a lot smarter than we are!"
Ah yes, our little feminist Baron Davis. Do any of you believe that?! C'mon, could there be something, ANYthing else behind all this?
Davis even made best friend and producing partner Cash Warren – husband of Jessica Alba and father to 3-month-old daughter, Honor – try a Jenny Craig meal. "Cash came over once and I 'cooked' for him. I put a meal on a nice plate. I looked like a gourmet chef!" he jokes. "But Cash knows I can't cook like that."
Cook? did someone say COOK?
oh BDizzle, you dawg!
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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loll
chubby
http://popsugar.com/gallery/view/2058170?page=0,9,0
now we have no more chubby on our team… only the buff and the ultra skinny.
dam
cash is barely in any of the pics and its mostly pics with her and baron. no wounder he went down to la.
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 26, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now how do you feel about losing Baron Davis?
Too bad he wasn’t born in Oaktown so he coulda come "home " to us.
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Sep 24, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
Stop the presses.
p.s. I saw her first ;-)
Don't mess with ^^^^ !!
by Sleepy Freud on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a sudden urge
to go hit 24 hr fitness after reading this story.
dam
just looking at that pic of jessica alba just makes me want to find her look alike and get with her
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 25, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions
makes me want to find her look alike and get with her
I hear Barnett’s daughter is just as hot.
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Sep 25, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want to do to her
What Bush/Cheney have been doing to the country the past eight years… O-:
Don't mess with ^^^^ !!
by Sleepy Freud on Sep 25, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What Bush/Cheney have been doing to the country the past eight years
You want to piss her off?
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Sep 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's just say
The surge is working…
Don't mess with ^^^^ !!
by Sleepy Freud on Sep 26, 2008 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions
you
mean do whatever you want to us and still have a majority of states (notice i said states not people) still want us and believe in us even though it is so apparent how much they are destroying us just so their friends and themselves could get rich and have more power.
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Sep 26, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
did you even read the post before commenting?
worth a "look see"
gimmick lineups & strategies can be entertaining but won't win championships
by playthegametherightway on Sep 27, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
we have ronnie now
ronnie who?
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Sep 26, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
montay who?
"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball
montay who?
Montay Moped
Till I get free
I live my life in the Walmart
Cholesterol chasin me
by Skeptic con Urquell on Sep 27, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
touche
"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball
prediction:
Baron is too tired to play well from eating Jenny Craig’s crappy food. He gains weight eating healthy again, gets injured, and misses 33 games this season due to knee pain caused by a big gut pushing down on that tender joint.
Jenny Craig sues him for breach of contract and he gets a tummy tuck so he can keep the endorsement and do one of those ads that says look how skinny I am now!
Tummy tuck will cause him to miss 8 more games
Clippers finish the season with 24 wins and fewer fans.
Tony.psd creates a graphic that makes fun of Baron that ends up on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Next year Baron admits he is gay and decides to play euro league ball next year for $100 million contract
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