C'mon, be serious. This isn't about losing Monta for a few measly months, this is serious. Baron has gone off the deep end, perhaps several deep ends.

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Our escaped Star PG (not All Star, just Star) has admitted to his serious addiction - to Mexican food! Apparently the situation got out of control this off-season and BDizzle ballooned up and is grossly out of shape.

Baron's even moved to join an extreme fitness program:

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Yup, that's right, he's really gone off the deep end. Following in the wake of such notable big stars as Queen Latifah, Baron has taken the big plunge into eating as much as you want of the pricey lean cuisine (or is that another overpriced line for the overeaters among us?) known as Jenny Craig.

"I know Queen Latifah, and when I saw her out there using it, I thought maybe I could use it, too, to work on my health and fitness goals and inspire others," he said.

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Maybe Baron is hoping Clipper fans will feel the same way the Queen's fans do? That more = more to love?

We can be reassured that Baron's manhood isn't threated:

"Men should take a page out of a woman's book – because they're a lot smarter than we are!"

Ah yes, our little feminist Baron Davis. Do any of you believe that?! C'mon, could there be something, ANYthing else behind all this?

Davis even made best friend and producing partner Cash Warren – husband of Jessica Alba and father to 3-month-old daughter, Honor – try a Jenny Craig meal. "Cash came over once and I 'cooked' for him. I put a meal on a nice plate. I looked like a gourmet chef!" he jokes. "But Cash knows I can't cook like that."

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Cook? did someone say COOK?

oh BDizzle, you dawg!