Jack Needs a New Nickname
by Naticus2 on Oct 16, 2009 11:39 AM PDT
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Stephen Jackson has lost the right to be called "Captain Jack." Of course, we at GSoM take our nicknames very seriously. We ought to think about this in a cool and collected fashion and come up with a logical, catchy, inventive and appropriate nickname. Of course, we do this in a Democratic fashion by voting for it, as we always do.
Let us consider some of the most pronounced characteristics of the player formerly known as Captain Jack. Or let's not and just have a bunch of random nicknames and get it over with and vote on them:
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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Ah… good one. Added to poll.
Welcome to the Pit of Despair! Don't even think about trying to escape.
by Naticus2 on Oct 16, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Silly me
I bought a Jackson jersey at the end of the season thinking there was truth to the whole "I want to be a Warrior for life" comment. I still want to wear the damn thing so I’ll probably just tape the word ASS over SON…. Problem solved!
by VERY VERY BUSY on Oct 16, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even Though Kobe Said it . . . Whats better than the actual name that sparked his outburt: “young fella.”
by insanenthemembrane on Oct 16, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like
FlakJack
Standing on the moon
Where talk is cheap and vision true
Standing on the moon
But I would rather be with you
Somewhere in San Francisco
On a back porch in July
Just looking up to heaven
At this crescent in the sky
by Skeptic con Urquell on Oct 16, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
added
Welcome to the Pit of Despair! Don't even think about trying to escape.
by Naticus2 on Oct 16, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say Mr T
for all his techs, but that would be unfair to the real Mr T.
Of course, I don’t pity that jackass fool.
by mosdl on Oct 16, 2009 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or maybe
since everyone wants to crucify him , JesusJax ?
Standing on the moon
Where talk is cheap and vision true
Standing on the moon
But I would rather be with you
Somewhere in San Francisco
On a back porch in July
Just looking up to heaven
At this crescent in the sky
by Skeptic con Urquell on Oct 16, 2009 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nino
From New Jack City
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 16, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Off.
is the appropriate nickname for this guy now. what a total scumbag.
by Jagz8 on Oct 16, 2009 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack kol
for pinoy only
Win Or Lose Warriors For Life.........
by mykelala01 on Oct 16, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack "The Revolutionary"
Peacefully bringing attention to the incompetence in leadership that has lasted for far too long. He brings the end of the “Dark Ages.” Change and the renewed sense of real hope will overcome the people and, in time, their patience and belief shall finally be rewarded. Where reaching the “Promised Land” is no longer unattainable and the man being judged and ridiculed, in this present day, will have been the one who set us free. I hate Rowell for life. Peace.
"Sometimes, it just comes down to making shots." -Pat Riley
by SPREEE4THREEE on Oct 16, 2009 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely “Young Fella” or “JackAss”
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
by LostHawkGSW on Oct 16, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You act like a young fella throwing a tantrum, you deserved to be called a young fella.
by hellafornia on Oct 16, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about Captain Jack-ass
or captain technical
Marco Belinelli's Biggest Fan
by montadaboss on Oct 16, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Distraction Jackson is really good
but i gotta stick with Jackass
Fear is the Mind Killer
by dubzero23 on Oct 16, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Distraction Jackson
hahaha
also, Captain Dumb Ass
"We Deserve"
by YaHeard on Oct 16, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jackhole
This is the perfect name.
"Without deviation from the norm their can be no progress"
-Frank Zappa
by Tom Fullery on Oct 17, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crappy Jack
Like The Who song Happy Jack.
by Reverend_Randy on Oct 17, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jackson Needs a New Nickname
How about these? Lack Jack, Jack S—t, Quack Jack, Jack Rat, Jack Brat, Stank Jack, Rank Jack, Crack Jack, Wack Jack,
by chiefceb on Oct 18, 2009 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Stephen “Not as valuable as NFL RB Steven Jackson is to the winless St. Louis Rams who have the longest losing streak in football” Jackson
by Rob Kurz blocks Yao Ming on Oct 18, 2009 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about we change just two letters??????
Swap the J with a C
and swap the A with an O
Leave the C and K….
That should just about do it…
GSOM Blog Beast!
by BritWarriorGSW on Oct 19, 2009 3:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or an F and a U
We’re getting warnings… yay!
You have been DFiBrillated.
by Dubs fan in Boston on Oct 19, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whack Jack
It’s a name someone called him
http://www.nba.com/2009/news/features/shaun_powell/10/19/curry/index.html
I'm gametime_gsw, and I approve this message.
by gametime_gsw on Oct 19, 2009 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like to call him Gumpy or Troll
Because he looks like a troll and his game is so gumpy and trollish, I’ve been using these two for about the last 2 seasons.
It's all about the killer cross-over baby!
by warriorsfiend on Oct 19, 2009 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
So many good choices. I’ll have to go with Captain Jack-ass.
Thing 2
by olympicmike on Oct 19, 2009 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any of following
Judas, Benedict Arnold, Brutus, Backstabber McGee
by Jeremy Belvins on Oct 21, 2009 1:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Backstabber McGee
Naticus will like that. I’m surprised he hasn’t given all of the Warriors “McGee” nicknames. He did it for a large number of our friends.
by toddaverth on Oct 21, 2009 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am for any McGree nickname.
Welcome to the Pit of Despair! Don't even think about trying to escape.
by Naticus2 on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your "Golden State McGees" to play with Backstabber McGee
Ellis: Speedy McGee
Curry: Spicy McGee
Morrow: Shooter McGee
McGee-ty: Bowling-Ball McGee
Randolph: Super Stick-figure McGee
Wright: One-Arm McGee
Biedrins: Glue McGee
Turiaf: Big Heart McGee
Moore: Old Man McGee
Azubukie: Shot-put McGee
Law: Mini McGee-ty
Watson: Silent McGee
Claxton/George: DNP-CD McGee
by toddaverth on Oct 23, 2009 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Well done. Well done. We would do well to spread the good word of McGee nicknames for the Dubs. One-Arm McGee > Broken Wing troubled young Warrior of the Weesuk tribe.
Welcome to the Pit of Despair! Don't even think about trying to escape.
by Naticus2 on Oct 23, 2009 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miss Jackson
If you’re nasty . . .
I give pressure the reach-around.
by bloodsweatndonuts on Oct 22, 2009 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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