Bill Simmons on Chris Cohan

19. Chris Cohan
Donald Sterling minus the half-open shirts, the cougar entourage and the slumlord leases. Sell the Warriors, Cohan. Just sell. Blessed with some of the best fans in the league, you betrayed them in every conceivable way. Your front office stinks, your coach doesn't care and your players can't even make it through a preseason game without rolling over. Go away. Sell. You are ruining one of the only professional basketball cities that matters. Go away. Go away. Go away.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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How did you not emphasize the part about Randolph?

27. Anthony Randolph
So, I split up Clippers season tickets with my buddy Tollin last week. Made sure I kept at least one Golden State game — not just because I want to sit seven rows behind what promises to be the most dysfunctional NBA bench of this decade, but because I can’t fathom missing Randolph in person right now; he’s like ‘92 Shawn Kemp in that the experience of seeing him try to harness his freakish talents is almost more fun than watching him once he figures everything out. Anyway, the Celtics, Spurs, LeBrons, Kobes, Wades, Roses, CP3s, Nashes, Durants and Randolphs were my nine "I can’t miss those teams under any circumstances this season" teams. Thought that was interesting.

by VERY VERY BUSY on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM PDT reply actions