Or this guy?
On one hand, Davis has been single-handedly dismantling the Raiders for the last decade as he slips further and further towards the great pirate ship in the sky through the acquisitions of: Randy Moss, Jamarcus Russell, DHB, et. al.
On the other hand, Nelson has been single-handedly drinking himself into a stupor while playing a fairly large role in the dismal performance of our favorite sports team through a seemingly contradictory combination of stubbornness and apathy, with a heaping portion of ineptitude and bad health thrown in on the side.
Finally there's our dark horse, this guy:
His team may not be actively imploding, but Samurai Mike got so excited during his first ever NFL coaching opportunity that he dropped his pants at half time and routinely spouts out random quotes that sound inspirational, but generally don't make that much sense.