When I say "crazy old kook," who do you think of?

by Dubs fan in Boston on Dec 16, 2009 10:55 AM PST

This guy?

Or this guy?

On one hand, Davis has been single-handedly dismantling the Raiders for the last decade as he slips further and further towards the great pirate ship in the sky through the acquisitions of: Randy Moss, Jamarcus Russell, DHB, et. al.

On the other hand, Nelson has been single-handedly drinking himself into a stupor while playing a fairly large role in the dismal performance of our favorite sports team through a seemingly contradictory combination of stubbornness and apathy, with a heaping portion of ineptitude and bad health thrown in on the side.

Finally there's our dark horse, this guy:

via blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com

His team may not be actively imploding, but Samurai Mike got so excited during his first ever NFL coaching opportunity that he dropped his pants at half time and routinely spouts out random quotes that sound inspirational, but generally don't make that much sense.

Poll

Who's the crazy old kook?

Nellie-bellie

13 votes

Zombie Davis

35 votes

Bottomless Mike

1 votes

49 votes | Poll has closed

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boy...

That nellie pick always gets me.

by BBANGUS on Dec 16, 2009 11:30 AM PST reply actions

I have no clue who the 3rd guy is. Davis needs to let his hair and nails grow out 3 feet and he would fit the mold perfectly and Nellie might fit the “old kook” billing but crazy? Naw he is as shrewd as ever, just ask his accountant.

"If God made us in his image then he must be dumb too, and a little ugly on the side."

Frank Zappa

by qin on Dec 16, 2009 11:51 AM PST reply actions

The 3rd guy is mike singletary, coach of the 49ers

by IQofaWarrior on Dec 16, 2009 12:09 PM PST up reply actions

if you include the word fat, then i think Nellie.

i wish they’d pay him off already. not because i think they’ll find a better coach or anything. i just have a bad feeling he’ll pull a Colangelo and find a way to draft Donatas Montiejunas.

by homer simpson on Dec 16, 2009 12:24 PM PST reply actions

… with the #1 pick.

Because Wall would be too “conventional” and “expected”…

There will be no extra point!

by Sleepy Freud on Dec 16, 2009 2:20 PM PST up reply actions

GROSS!!!!

I think it is time to euthanize anyone with sticky out belly buttons!

"Better a Has-been than a Never-was. But better a Never-was than a Never-tried-to-be"

by BritWarriorGSW on Dec 17, 2009 4:33 AM PST reply actions

I was gonna answer this question with “Skeptic Con Urquell,” but he seems to have taken a little leave of absence from this place, so maybe he’s less crazy than the rest of us?…

There will be no extra point!

by Sleepy Freud on Dec 17, 2009 9:23 AM PST reply actions