RECAP: Warriors 109 Wizards 118 - GSoM Holiday Party 2!
by R Dizzle on Dec 19, 2009 11:33 AM PST
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Betcha didn't know Monta was a professional wrestler too!
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Hooray another loss.
Hooray Gilbert came in and showed us why it was his arena.
Hooray we suck.
I'm not even going to justify that game.
Instead I'll give you guys another story!
Walking up the Roarcle
R Dizzle - Man, it feels good to be back the Bay - beautiful skies, sunny days, and best of all - I get to see my Warriors!
Killa Shom - Yeah man, good to have you back.
R Dizzle - Word, but hey, where are all the people?
Killa Shom - Are you serious? This is a Warriors game...nobody comes anymore. ESPECIALLY against the Wizards.
R Dizzle - The reality of that statement irks me. Stupid Cohan and Rowell...
The Game
R Dizzle - YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! The whole GSoM crew is here! WADDUP!
Atma Brother #1 - What's goin on man? Help yourself to the food - hella good stuff all around.
R Dizzle - Nice...Killa Shom - go do your thing. Just save me some of Nellie's favorite - Bud Light!
Poor Man's Commish - What's up man? I gotta ask you...are you guys related?
R Dizzle - Ha ha ha. Yes, that would be my older brother. And yes, I'm the young'n of the group. Doesn't that come out in all of my writing?
Poor Man's Commish - True true. To be honest man, I'm a little scared of writing my first recap.
R Dizzle - Are you kidding? It'll be dope! That piece dropped about Jeremy Lin was OFF THE CHAIN!
Poor Man's Commish - Thanks man, but still...
R Dizzle - Ok look, if you ever have any trouble writing something real, just do what I do.
Poor Man's Commish - What's that?
R Dizzle - WRITE A RECAP ABOUT NOTHING.
Poor Man's Commish - Ha.
Sometime during the game
R Dizzle - JAE! Wassup man? Good to meet you.
JAE - Nice to meet you too.
R Dizzle - I really love your stuff on the main page, great statistical analysis and everything. Puts my "work" to shame.
JAE - No no, don't say that. Not everything's full of numbers. I managed to pull my last recap without a single stat.
R Dizzle - True true, I was impressed man. I gotta ask you, with all these trade rumors and what not, what are your thoughts about Anthony Randolph?
JAE - Guy has talent, he just needs to play within his game. FOR EXAMPLE, look he's got the ball now, top of the key. He never makes this shot but he always pull that elbow jumper.
R Dizzle - Right, so?
JAE - So I'm saying, he should not...WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THE BALL?!?!
R Dizzle - That was kinda ugly.
JAE - Point being, he should know his limits.
R Dizzle - Agreed. Now he's got the ball again...dribbling up...
JAE - STOP SHOOTING THE BALL!!!!
R Dizzle - Right.
Later in the game
R Dizzle - My main man Tony! Good to see you and your lovely wife.
Tony.psd - Good to see you again homie.
R Dizzle - How come you don't have any signs at tonight's game?
Tony.psd - They wouldn't let me.
R Dizzle - What do you mean?
Tony.psd - They won't let me in with "We Suck" signs or anything about the front office.
R Dizzle - That's ridiculous man.
Tony.psd - I know, how are they going to hate on artist?
R Dizzle - Agreed. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO HATE ON AN ARTIST. WE DO SUCK.
Just to keep things short, here are the next 20 minutes of the game as a collective whole.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
"Gilbert's on fire!"
"Who's going to stop Heyward?"
"Caron Butler's the man - Maggs for Butler straight up!"
"Why is he shooting it?"
"Monta with another turnover."
"WHYYYYYY?!?!?!"
Halftime
R Dizzle - Hooray for Halftime show at the Roarcle! Since this a nationally televised game, there's gotta be a good show, right?
Killa Shom - Right.
5 minutes later...
R Dizzle - There's no halftime show. What the hell man.
Killa Shom - Right.
R Dizzle - I hate our front office.
3rd Quarter
R Dizzle - GO DJ! Cause that's my DJ!
DJ Fuzzy Logic - Waddup man! Enjoying the snow?
R Dizzle - Ha ha ha. You were there for 4 years before me fool.
DJ Fuzzy Logic - Yeah yeah, but now I'm back in Cali spittin in on the 1's and 2's.
R Dizzle - Word. So what are your thoughts about Randolph?
DJ Fuzzy Logic - I'm good with the man, he just needs to stop trippin.
R Dizzle - Trippin? What's he trippin about?
DJ Fuzzy Logic - No like, literally trippin. Falling. Somehow he manages to end up on the ground every game.
R Dizzle - No he doesn't....
DJ Fuzzy Logic - Yes he does. Look right now!
R Dizzle - Man, that faceplant into the court must have hurt. Maybe he should start wearing a helmet or something.
DJ Fuzzy Logic - Yeah maybe...
Later in the game
R Dizzle - Fantasy Junkie...been too long man.
Fantasy Junkie - Definetly. Enjoying being back at home and at the Roaracle?
R Dizzle - I mean, I'm loving being back at home...but I don't know about this game....
Fantasy Junkie - Why's that?
R Dizzle - This straight sucks man. We're losing to the Wizards!
Fantasy Junkie - Right, but you can't come to games wanting to watch the Warriors. You have to appreciate the other team.
R Dizzle - What?
Fantasy Junkie - Yeah so when I went to the Magic game I wanted to see Dwight Howard and Vince Carter.
R Dizzle - Oh I get it, so tonight, I should be appreciating GILBERT ARENAS' ALMOST 50 POINT PERFORMANCE.
Fantasy Junkie - Exactly.
Even later in the game
R Dizzle - Olympic Mike! Great to meet you man and I'm really glad to have you a part of the GSoM team!
Olympic Mike - Thanks man, great to be around.
R Dizzle - So I gotta ask you, I'm doing the recap tonight. Any suggestions of what to write about this so called "game?"
Olympic Mike - Hmm...I read your stuff enough to know your style. How bout another CONVERSATION RECAP?
R Dizzle - Good idea. I'll start committing things to memory right now.
Some random amount of time later
R Dizzle - Feltbot! Another new edition to the crew!
Feltbot - Nice to meet you, R Dizzle.
R Dizzle - Good to meet you too. So I hear you're a professional poker player.
Feltbot - That's right. Do you play?
R Dizzle - Of course! I'm just as good at poker as I am with writing Warriors recaps!
Feltbot - Oh ya? I've read a few of your things....so let me ask you this, what do you do if you're playing Texas Hold 'Em and you get a 7-2 off suite?
R Dizzle - Go all in!
Feltbot - You're right. You're just as good at poker as you are with writing Warriors recaps.
End of the game
R Dizzle - Glad we got this whole thing to happen man....good to be back home.
Atma Brother # 1 - Of course. Good to have you back. Any idea with what you're going to do with the recap?
R Dizzle - Oh probably something extremely silly and pointless like always.
Atma Brother #1 - Good man. You gonna mention how Arenas and Heyward destroyed us?
R Dizzle - Naw, no need for that.
Atma Brother #1 - How about how Monta had those turnovers? Randolph had moments that showed his potential? Curry had the hot hand at points in the game?
R Dizzle - Naw, again no need for that. I will say that Curry is the man and I would love to get his jersey as a birthday present. (HINT HINT!)
Atma Brother #1 -Then what are you going to do?
R Dizzle - I dunno...I think I'll have something quick in the morning. I mean let's be real - who wants to remember this game anyway?
NOT ME.
To us, the Golden State of Mind CREW!
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE GSoM Crew!
Sorry, I thought I lost my camera last night!!!!!
Beyond Golden State of Design... and than some!
http://www.tonypsd.blogspot.com/
So who is who in the pic?
"Better a Has-been than a Never-was. But better a Never-was than a Never-tried-to-be"
by BritWarriorGSW on Dec 19, 2009 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Left to right
Olympic Mike, Atma Brother #1, Tony.pd, Poor Man’s Commish, Feltbot, JAE, R Dizzle, DJ Fuzzy Logic, Fantasy Junkie
We still believe!!
Become a fan on facebook! www.facebook.com/goldenstateofmind
Thank you sir
It’s amazing how easy it is to put certain faces to certain names, the two I got wrong were Feltbot and Poor Mans Commish… the rest were spot on.
"Better a Has-been than a Never-was. But better a Never-was than a Never-tried-to-be"
by BritWarriorGSW on Dec 20, 2009 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
Whoa … I’m still wrapping my mind around having laid eyes on my two all-time GSoM idols, OM and JAE. I’m giddy as a schoolgirl!
In case anyone’s interested, here’s me at home in NYC…
There will be no extra point!
by Sleepy Freud on Dec 20, 2009 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Haha. Ah well, since (hopefully) not many GSoMers are still lurking in this thread, here you go, sonny… ;-)
There will be no extra point!
by Sleepy Freud on Dec 21, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, well, you got the devil part right…
Pic was taken last month in Japan, but it’s just far enough away that you can’t see my ever-multiplying wrinkles and and zillions of grey hairs…
Hey Mike, you should facebook me if you’re into that kinda thing. I sort of hate the whole thing (the default silhouette was my pic till a couple weeks ago), but it does always amuse me to see OptionZero and Coma counted as my “friends” alongside my wife and family…
There will be no extra point!
by Sleepy Freud on Dec 22, 2009 7:13 AM PST up reply actions
Despite working in downtown Palo Alto where, for most of my time there, you couldn’t walk ten feet without being in front of or under one of their many many offices, I’ve resisted signing up.
Why? I’m not really sure. To be honest, I check in on my wife’s account embarrassingly often to see what’s up with our friends and family so lately I’ve been thinking it’s about time that I get my own. Like they say…
Resistance is futile
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
by olympicmike on Dec 22, 2009 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Now that's what I call a recap!
Great meeting you and the whole GSoM crew, Mr. Dizzle.
By the way, I’ve got you an invite to our home game…
So...
how do we spin the missed free throws and passing to the opposite team down the stretch into “what a horrible coaching job Nellie did tonight?”
John 8:44 -Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.
Don’t know how to spin it that way. All I know is we miss Sidney Moncrief.
by samuraaaaiiiiiii on Dec 19, 2009 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
+1
Yeah, last nights FT troubles aside, I felt like he was a good steady influence and had the ear of the players. He definitely had a lot to offer the young guys in the way of technique and real pro experience.
Anyone else think it was funny that two days after Nelson announced that he and Smart would be responsible for the teams defense he got the heck out of town? It was as if he took a look around and said “this defense is going to have my name attached to it? Maybe I will take that coaching gig overseas…”
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
As this guy would say...
“…and a good time was had by all.”
"I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause."
When were there any Warrior highlights from last night game?
Were these photoshopped??
So when are we signing Rod Benson?
He also has a mascot we could use… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjdcywpkxlU
Rookie: "Why did you bench me?"
Nellie: "You're a rookie"
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