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Dear Warrior's Owner (Chris Cohan)

Dear Mr. Cohan,


As a diehard, true blue GS W's fan since 1980, I am like a possum who has unsuccessfully crossed Interstate 5 - I cannot take it anymore, please put me out of my misery.  Loe this team since Carter administration, 11 years before you came in and farted all over my dreams with your leaderlessness and incompetency. 

My wife asked what I wanted for my birthday - I told her an ipod shuffle and for you to step down as owner. Simply hand your key to Oracle Arena security (a former lottery draft pick btw) and quietly leave.

In 1987, the Warriors said we drafted the 'next Mailman' in Tellis Frank from Western Kentucky.  Ironically, he is - in District 7-A in San Leandro. 

 

In 1997, we draft a 6'8" center from the PATRIOT LEAGUE as our "cornerstone".  The Patriot League has future tax attorneys, not hall of famers.  Game film on draft night showed him putting up 11 points/4 rebs against Jeremy Piven's roommate.

Last year, Baron Davis opted out of his contract for greener pastures...um...the CLIPPERS CHRIS! 

 

I leave you with a poem:

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

You"ve owned the team since '91,

I hate my life.

 

Sincerely,
Everyone in Northern California

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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