NBA Suck Squad: Day 23 of the 2k9 NBA Playoffs
I was talking to FJ about the 2009 NBA Playoffs vs. the 2008 NBA Playoffs the other day. My opinion was that the 2k9 edition so far was better than the 2k8 one, but now that 2 of these semifinals series have a good chance of being sweeps and the other 2 look like 5 and outs I think I'm going to have to reconsider. One thing's for sure though. The real AMAZING HAPPENS HERE [Joint Contrast].
Use your hops for some rewind and preview madness.
REWIND
Denver Nuggets 106, Dallas Mavericks 105 (Nuggets lead 3-0)
Mavs Moneyball: Over in Dallas they hate basketball. After reading over this league-issued statement about the intentional foul non-call (very, very odd sequence of events), can you really blame them? Seriously do they expect Antoine Wright to "Derek Fisher him, just take him out, and then get a flagrant foul late in the game?" Do they expect him to "blatantly run through the guy"?
Pickaxe and Roll: In Denver they're saying Mr. Clutch is Born. What an awkward way to be introduced to the world. Still that's much more amazing than this bizarre Dirk airball. I mean even Adonal Foyle hits the top of the backboard.
It's probably time for Denver to break out the brooms. What a devastating and unfair ending to an impressive post-season run for the Mavs.
Cleveland Cavalier 97, Atlanta Hawks 83 (Cavs lead 3-0)
Peachtree Hoops: Loser Dots is unfortunately becoming a regular column over in Hot-lanta. Need we say more?
Fear the Sword: This is all you need to know: LeBron James had 47 points, 12 rebounds, 8 assists, 1 block, 1 steal. They call him The Giant Peach?! (Seriously LeBron- you need to get out of the midwest as soon as you can. See what living in a non-flyover state is like. I guarantee you it's much better than the armpit of America known as the midwest.)
PREVIEW
LA Lakers @ Houston Rockets (Lakers lead 2-1): 12:30pm PST on ABC
The Dream Shake: The good news is that Ron Artest's flagrant foul from Game 3 was appropriately downgraded. The bad news, well makes you want to cry. Still it's got to be better than Game 3 right? Let's hope Houston's got something.
Silver Screen and Roll: You can tell they're already bored in LA when they're asking whether it's too soon to give up on a bench player like Jordan Farmar in the 2nd round of the NBA Playoffs. Give them credit though, they broke down the good, the bad, and the ugly AND then did it tempo-free. If you're a Laker fan, then the view from Houston is looking mighty fine even though this might not be how you hoped to win this series.
Let me make this simple for everyone. Lakers win series 4-1.
Boston Celtics @ Orlando Magic (Magic lead 2-1): 5pm PST on TNT
Celtics Blog: Over in Beantown they found out that momentum is overrated. Ray Allen's slumping and they're calling it a disgusting defensive display (great alliteration to describe the 2008-2009 Golden State Warriors!).
Third Quarter Collapse: Magic fans are enjoying that disgusting defensive display, even the morning after. Personally? I'm still enjoying that double-block by Dwight. You can try to predict the impact player on Orlando, or even wonder who Stan Van Gundy will start in the Magic backcourt, but it really doesn't matter that much. The Magic will be playing the 2009 Eastern Conference Finals against the Cleveland LeBrons shortly.
Post your PLAYOFF picks and ongoing PLAYOFF game thoughts in the comments.
Happy Mother's Day to all the golden moms out there!
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Cleveland Plain Dealer:
The Cavaliers defeated the Hawks 97-82 on Saturday night, making them the first team in NBA history to win seven consecutive playoff games by double-digits.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 10, 2009 11:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do the Derek Fisher:
Take a Step to The Right,
Throw a ’bow,
Take out a light
I split AND co-hit that.
by Thelonious Dunk on May 10, 2009 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
foyle got some PT last game
i think it was the last 45 sec of the game.
he took a shot and missed even the top of the back-board.
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by gametime_gsw on May 10, 2009 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've watched every game so far
But that was the ONE that I missed. That really pisses me off, as that’s the only reason I’m even watching Magic games.
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by Zorgon on May 10, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's put some weight on
sitting at the end of that bench
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by gametime_gsw on May 10, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
why rockets always play better without their best players?!
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on May 10, 2009 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this rockets team
shane battier is cute.
The probability that you just read my signature: 1
by girltothemax on May 10, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh
no lakers are coming back
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on May 10, 2009 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lakers are getting pounded, so it’s a good day for the NBA.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on May 10, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
good win for the rox. As long as kobe is out of mojo, rox have a chance.
by saintdee on May 10, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wright's foul was too soft
Brandon Jennings, Ty Lawson, or John Wall. A Warrior in 09.
With the 6th Pick in the 2009 MLB Draft, the SF Giants pick Donovan Tate.
Andre Smith in Silver & Black in 2009.
by ejdacanay on May 10, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by FishStix on May 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Big Baby with the clutch jumper to beat the magic 95-94. This is shaping up to be a really good series.
by Calamity on May 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about option #4
Tell the fricken ref’s that your going to foul him, that way they have no choice and it’s what the rest of the league does (and is expected).
There's a party in my mind.
And I wish that I was there.
by qin on May 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Bay-bay!
Anyone else see him push the kid by the Magic bench after making the game winning shot? His hat flew off too hahaha
This is Kristin Kreuk, now zip it. - GTTM
by disguy on May 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
people are quick

This is Kristin Kreuk, now zip it. - GTTM
by disguy on May 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he almost knocked that little kid over
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by gametime_gsw on May 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laughing at the kid getting pushed by a guy that's hella big
Wow and you call me classless…? If you’re employed, I suggest seeking some etiquette lessons with your next paycheck.
by Golden Boy on May 11, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Watching my every post until I posted something “classless”? That’s sweet of you.
This is Kristin Kreuk, now zip it. - GTTM
by disguy on May 11, 2009 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Just pointing out you being a hypocrite. That’s all. And how much of a trend follower you are.
by Golden Boy on May 11, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
The poor young man appears to have been gravely injured by the rampaging behemoth.
The lack of compassion is astounding.
Thing 1
by Sleepy Freud on May 11, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Props to the Rockets and Celtics
Very impressive wins. Both teams could’ve mailed it in with all those injuries, but both squads have showed a lot of heart this playoffs
by Atma Brother ONE on May 11, 2009 9:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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