The Funniest Thing...

by NaturalBornBaller on May 11, 2009 2:15 PM PDT

In an attempt to break up the depressing offseason, I was wondering about GSOM's take on the funniest moments recently from the NBA world and elsewhere. I realize post-Nazi's would want this as a fanshot or somewhere else entirely, but I want to attach a poll. Here are my options, feel free to add any which I left off.

#1: What did the five fingers say to the back of the head?... Slap B*tch! When asked about it in the post-game interview with David Aldridge, Eddie House (Bay Native) said: "That's what happens when you start busting somebody's ass". The Slap- Where ____ Happens

#2: Barack Obama killed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. He had such jokes as: "Cheney couldn't be here tonight. He's writing his memoirs, tentatively entitled 'How to Shoot Friends and Interogate People"/ "Micheal Steele is in the House tonight... or I should say: in the heezy!.. Wassup! The Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout, and Rush Limbaugh is not a troubled asset". Obama Got Jokes

#3: The Atlanta Hawk (Falcon) was flying above the Court during the MIA v. ATL game. While he was hired to peck out the eyes of the Heat players, he was just dying to be on camera. Hawks have 6 players on the Court

#4: Lebron & Co. explode with excitement and struggle to restrain themselves after Mo Williams wins a jump ball for only the second time in his career.

#5: Mark Cuban pushes cameraman in frustration after Melo dropped the game winner, after the Antoine Wright foul non call. Money Can't Buy You Love

#6: Cocky Lakers get blown out by a Yao-Mac-less Rockets team in Game 4.

#7: Phil Jackson disses on Craig Sager's suit. Craig Sager needs a new tailor

#8: Something Chuck said or some funny picture with Chuck's head photoshopped on it.

#9: Whatever Cohan is thinking right now...think harder

#10: Glen "Big Baby" Davis hits the game winning jumper and then pushes the smallest kid in the first row. Big Baby Cares

Poll

What is the funniest thing to happen this offseason?

Skip to My Lou Slaps Eddie House

26 votes

Barack is the Comedian in Chief

15 votes

ATL Hawk wants airtime

1 votes

The Lebrons flip out after jump ball

6 votes

Mark Cuban is pissed

13 votes

Lakers get whupped by a D-league team

20 votes

Craig Sager is put on blast

2 votes

Chuck- with him/ at him

4 votes

Whatever Cohan is thinking right now

8 votes

Big Baby pushes kid

54 votes

149 votes | Poll has closed

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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NO WAY! THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR IS

when Big Baby Davis hits the jumper to win the game and goes crazy and pushes a little kid so hard his hat flies off! hahahah me and my homies replayed that so many times and couldn’t stop laughing omg. Just watch the reply on nba.com hilarious stuff man! courtside seats are sweet!

by bojangles408 on May 11, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions

how could I forget?!? That was one of the reasons I wanted to do this post! I shall amend accordingly.

by NaturalBornBaller on May 11, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I coundnt believe that! I woulda been so mad if that were me or my kid!

especialy if i was a Magic fan

by 123707THIZZ on May 11, 2009 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions

i think the dad has demanded an apology

by NaturalBornBaller on May 11, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

he bumped into him on accident, the kid was fine, that dad needs to chill out.

Thing A

by sam23 on May 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Mad at what?????

mad that you are obviously rich being able to afford courtside seats for your kid? Please…watch the replay dude. Everything happened so fast that nudging the fat kid to the side was the safest thing Big Baby could have done in that situation. Would the dad have preferred that he just plain ran him over like he didn’t see him?

by nuttinbutnet on May 11, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

definitely

i’d much rather be on the receiving end of a big baby push than be flattened by him as he ran through me. it sucks to be in that situation at all, but you can’t really fault big baby for it. he’s a giant child who made a game winning shot; can you really ask him to calmly clap his hands or pump his fist and walk to the locker room? celebrate, buddy, you earned it.

heart of a champion, will of the warrior.

by cap'n hack on May 11, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

"Mad at what????? "

…being pushed….

by 123707THIZZ on May 11, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

the solution?

don’t sit court side. Stay away from big people. Seriously, demanding an apology??? Their team just lost, that’s why they’re even bothering with this.

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on May 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

i dont know im just looking at it differently i guess

if literally ANYBODY pushed me i’d be heated…. even if it was a sports venue

by 123707THIZZ on May 12, 2009 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions

then don’t step out that close to the court, the kid was in Big Baby’s way. It wasn’t really a shove, just moving the kid out of the way. If that gets you mad its your own fault.

Thing A

by sam23 on May 12, 2009 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions

What you all need to understand is

bojangles has failed to read the fan post before commenting on it.

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 12, 2009 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions

how so?...

all i said was this was the funniest.

by bojangles408 on May 12, 2009 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions

#10: Glen “Big Baby” Davis hits the game winning jumper and then pushes the smallest kid in the first row. Big Baby Cares

Here is the reference to the BB incident. Here is your response:

NO WAY! THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR IS

when Big Baby Davis hits the jumper to win the game and goes crazy and pushes a little kid so hard his hat flies off! hahahah me and my homies replayed that so many times and couldn’t stop laughing omg. Just watch the reply on nba.com hilarious stuff man! courtside seats are sweet!

“NO WAY!!!” indicates that you disagree with the list, though you could argue that this was just a saying… However, “Just watch the reply on nba.com” indicates that you either can’t use links or don’t realize that a link was provided. Coupled together, you either lack reading comprehension or writing comprehension/internet literacy.

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 12, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions

LOL!

Relax man. This post was suppose to be fun. Why we so anal this morning?

by nuttinbutnet on May 12, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions

I honestly don't know...

Woke up on the wrong side of the country.

(Cue Masshole jokes…)

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 12, 2009 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions

actually, that option was left off the original post. I edited the post after he made that comment, so there.

by NaturalBornBaller on May 12, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions

thats right foo! better read better next time! haha jk

by bojangles408 on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I need to get me some of that red matter

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 13, 2009 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions

Next time

You should denote what’s been edited and possibly give credit where it’s due.

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 14, 2009 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions

that sounds too complicted and selfless. No Thanks! :)

by NaturalBornBaller on May 15, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions

ugh

by 123707THIZZ on May 12, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions

If you don’t want to get pummeled by Ron Artest, don’t come to Pistons/Pacers games at the palace!

by antihero on May 12, 2009 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions

Why?

Does he go to games, sit in the stands, and throw cokes at the DunMurph twins? I don’t get it.

"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
AB1=TK

by Dubs fan in Boston on May 12, 2009 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions

I made it to the the palace this year..

All I saw was one fat baron davis getting burnt by will bynum over and over.

Side note: the palace is huge, you could fit like 2 oracles in that building.

by The Golden One on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Going to school out there?

BTW where have you been? I haven’t seen you post as much lately.

Thing 2

by olympicmike on May 14, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions

I can’t decide which is funnier, David Faherty’s joke, or everyone throwing such a fit about it.

Thing A

by sam23 on May 11, 2009 4:05 PM PDT reply actions

Big Baby pushes kid

got my vote.

It was definitely harmless but still hysterical, especially with the WAH music lol.

This is Kristin Kreuk, now zip it. - GTTM

by disguy on May 11, 2009 4:39 PM PDT reply actions

+1

Azubuike? More like Azucutie!

by goldenstatelove on May 11, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

hi girl. haven't seen you for awhile...=)

The probability that you just read my signature: 1

by girltothemax on May 11, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Funniest Thing to Happen This Season?

Baron leaving the Warriors because he thought his friend was going to resign with the Clippers, then finding out after he opted out of his contract and signed with the 76’ers Baron still accepts offer from the 2nd worst NBA franchise aside from our beloved Dubs.

Next would be Monta F’ing himself and the Dubs entire season by not being able to play for half the year.

Next would be Al Harrington complaining that Don Nelson hurt his fweelings and demanded a trade while pouting on the bench.

Next would be The Dubs beating teams like New Orleans and San Antonio while losing to Oklahoma City, Washington, Sacramento and Minnesota on a regular basis.

Next would be Cohan still being our owner after 14 years of having the worst combined record in the NBA.

Next would be me still being a Warriors fan after all the sh*t they pulled this year…Another year, another crop of hurt players and Cohan as our leader. THATS FUNNY!

by gabezgsw on May 12, 2009 9:56 AM PDT reply actions