R Dizzle's Off Season News - Shaq Loves Krispy Kreme?
by R Dizzle on May 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT
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As I woke up this morning and performed my daily routine (brush my teeth, listen to "O Fortuna" while taking a shower, spend about about 10 minutes look at pictures of me and a certain cheerleader), I decided to do something a bit different. I was feeling extra fatty, so instead of going on my normal run to Noah's Bagels and then grabbing an EggMitt Sandwich, I decided to go to another destination.
Yes, Krispy Kreme - they're hard to find these days seeing as though many of them are going out of business. It was a sad day when they closed down the nearest one to me - I lost my prime date spot. It was a perfect set up - I could take my first dates out to McDonald's and then serenade them at the local park while we listened to KCi & JoJo and finally end up at Krispy Kreme to watch the beautiful, fluffy donuts get glazed on the conveyor belt.
Man, the memories.
Hmmm...maybe I just figured out why I was so chubby in high school.
Anyway, on my adventure to KK...guess who I ran into?
J-to the UMP!
GREATEST.
MORNING.
OF.
MY.
LIFE.
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When Shaq retires
he can go on TNT and compete with Chuck to see who can eat the most Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
by IQofaWarrior on May 5, 2009 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shaq should come to Raleigh, NC
and compete in the Donut 5K
by Aisander D on May 5, 2009 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if k.k. is paying O'Neill
they are sponsoring him; are you saying that he pays them to advertise his name and image, or that he endorses their product ?? Seriously, fast food outlets decreasing in number should be considered a positive effect of the recession/depression. I have no complaints against independently run, artisan-made deep fried foods, and favor biodiesel conversion to use the cooking oil.
by the.monk on May 5, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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