R Dizzle's Offseason News - Monta Ellis Starts a Rap Career
**WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS**
UNBELIEVABLE. Now Monta Ellis is starting to get in the rap game?
It's been a long list of NBA players taking a turn at flowing...
- Shaq Diesel never lost love as he spit with Lord Tariq and Def Jam's finest Jay-Z
- Allen Iverson never practiced as he spit 40 Bars
- Chris Webber's classic "Gangsta Gangsta" featuring Kurupt was an instant top 10 hit
- Kobe Bryant was all about himself in his joint featuring Tyra Banks
- Figured out how Tony P got Eva Longoria - he has mad rhymes in French and he knows Fabolous!
- I honestly almost went to Ron Artest's release party in Sac a few years ago. Peep all the cameos in the video!
- Aight, one more Shaq vid - this one's my personal fave. (Kobe, tell me how my...)
BUT NOW MONTA'S GETTIN IN THE GAME?!?!
Jump to peep the video....
**WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS**
Monta Ellis featuring Anthony Randolph "Throw a Kit"
If you don't believe me on how ludicrous this song is, peep the lyrics.
Hollywood
Million Dollar
Murder Club
Pedz
Peddy Cash
HEY!
*Chorus*
Million Dollar gettin' that
got it from Curt (Curt Cameruci) or Pat (Patrick Turner)
Gimme that step through, yeah cause I need that
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Hollywood gettin' that
got it from Curt or Pat.
Gimme that top tank and yo I need that
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Million Dollar gettin' that
got it from Curt or Pat
Murder Club on the hoodie
Murder Club fresh Tatt
If I got a fine *****, I'mma throw her on the back
Brake release feed on the peds, pull the throttle back
****** in the parking lot
Man, **** the scene **
Fiona Apple lookin' ******, man I'm straight yo.
Can't ride too long, I smell like a lawn mower
But I'd rather ride my ped, than get inside a car door.
"Is that a scooter?" No.
"Can I buy it from you?" No.
I don't care about you tho, you can't buy it from me yo.
Police try to take me though, when I'm riding in the door
My **** was going slow, so I had to go Pirelli Pro.
*Chorus*
I never fall, I never slip.
Cause I just got on ebay and I got some racing slicks.
And plus I just broke in my brand new Tomos Proma kit.
With a biturbo, when it's jetted up it's fast as ****.
Yeah man I'm killin it.
Yeah, that's right I said I got a bigger jet.
Ridin' clean on my top tank Targa LX.
I only ride Tomos, but I got a few Garellis,
plus a couple Puchs and some bikes that rhyme with Minarellis
*Chorus*
Murder club is the gang and we're rollin' mad deep.
Ridin' out with Peddy Cash and we killin' these streets.
Any other gangs try to step we don't meet defeat,
like this gang called Bloody Spokes, but them ****** mad weak.
We don't pay them no mind, 30 ****** wanna ride
meet up at Curt's house and we hit the south side.
Watch out for the police, all through the Chi.
If they see you ridin' peds, they gonna pull you to the side.
So we always ride in packs, stay together fo' sure.
If your headlights going out, just jiggle the cord.
Mopeds are always broke, but they easy to fix.
But we stay ridin' clean, steady rollin' all you tricks.
*Chorus*
Jeez man, Moped Ellis is taking this a little too far....
BIG UPS TO KILLA SHOM FOR DROPPIN THE SCIENCE!
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Thanks...
…Now that’s stuck in my head. I’m going to be at work all day shouting out “Throw a Kit on that *!”
And I really don’t have any idea what that means.
by Hoopachoo on Jun 5, 2009 6:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"And I really don’t have any idea what that means."
when you buy something, kit it out! bought a mustang? put the saleen kit on it. PUT A KIT ON THAT ON THAT (radio version)
On 5/7, the best part of waking is up LOLDGERS in my cup.
by GameSix on Jun 5, 2009 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Monta really make a rap song?
I don’t want to actually listen to it because I like Monta, and I don’t want to start disliking him and demanding he be traded…
by Missing Barry on Jun 5, 2009 6:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I was thinking the same thing at first.
I kept waiting to see someone eat it on the video.
by jonesin25 on Jun 6, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Just bought a moped"
Don’t crash it now.

by BacksThePack on Jun 5, 2009 7:17 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He can "rap" all he wants
as long as he stays off moped’s and works on his dribbling and passing.
There's a party in my mind.
And I wish that I was there.
by qin on Jun 5, 2009 7:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL... thought u knew homie!

Beyond Golden State of Design... and than some!
http://www.tonypsd.blogspot.com/
by Tony.psd on Jun 5, 2009 7:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You guys remember that song Shaq did with...
Rza and Meth? No Hook?
During the time, I was so sick of Shaq and his raps until I heard this song.
Hella dope.
Romes Mac Mojous
by ROMESdavidWOOD37 on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
The queen is back, except now she’s sad, blond, kneeling, and has a sword pointed at her mammories. Pretty graphic if you ask me. I know I wouldn’t let another man point his sword at my girls girls…
"No no Nene!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB5DxNl4EB0
R Dizzle = Wannabe AB1
by Dubs fan in Boston on Jun 5, 2009 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Yeah, they’ve reached a new low in internet advertising.
Thing 2
by olympicmike on Jun 5, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so THATS how monta hurt himself!
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
by LostHawk on Jun 5, 2009 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fixed the lyrics
Hollywood
Million Dollar
Burger Club
Mickey D’s
Peddy Cash
HEY!
Chorus
Dollar Menu gettin’ that
got it from Curt or Pat
Gimme that Big Mac, yeah cause I need that
Throw some cheese on that *, just got it super sized
Throw some cheese on that *, just got it super sized
by aBulldog on Jun 5, 2009 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that's creative.
See if you can make lyrics to the whole song…
We still believe!!
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by R Dizzle on Jun 5, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't look like a jam to me...
Funny thing is I’ve been bumpin Illmatic at work all day though
by Pearlsofwisdom on Jun 5, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of...
Anyone else ever hear that Soulja Boy track ‘I just got my report card’.
Throw some Ds on that *, Heyyyy!
I kinda hate him but peep the song:
I just got my report card
by NextSeason on Jun 5, 2009 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kobe should have never tried rapping
“I’m gonna hop in your brain and tell you what you thinkin” lol
Check this out its Kobe’s Thug Poet featuring Capone (somebody who can actually rap) Please, Kobe stick to basketball, something your very good at, but don’t win the finals : )
We be doin' it CROOKLYN style!!!!!
by LighTz707OuT on Jun 5, 2009 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Monta wasnt even rapping……………….. u got me excited for nothin!!!
The Bay is the place to be!!
by Mashed Potatoes on Jun 5, 2009 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Pic...
I love that picture of Monta.
Thing 2
by olympicmike on Jun 5, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one?
DJ Prostate Exam Face or the one on top that makes it look like he actually has a personality?
Reduce your carbon footprint, commit suicide.
by bloodsweatndonuts on Jun 6, 2009 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another atrocity destroying my brain cells...
Thanks Monta! Assuming that was you…..
by Aisander D on Jun 6, 2009 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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