R Dizzle's Offseason News - Monta Ellis Starts a Rap Career

**WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS**

UNBELIEVABLE.  Now Monta Ellis is starting to get in the rap game?  

It's been a long list of NBA players taking a turn at flowing...

• Shaq Diesel never lost love as he spit with Lord Tariq and Def Jam's finest Jay-Z
  
• Allen Iverson never practiced as he spit 40 Bars
• Chris Webber's classic "Gangsta Gangsta" featuring Kurupt was an instant top 10 hit
  
• Kobe Bryant was all about himself in his joint featuring Tyra Banks
• Figured out how Tony P got Eva Longoria - he has mad rhymes in French and he knows Fabolous!
• I honestly almost went to Ron Artest's release party in Sac a few years ago.  Peep all the cameos in the video!
  
• Aight, one more Shaq vid - this one's my personal fave. (Kobe, tell me how my...)

BUT NOW MONTA'S GETTIN IN THE GAME?!?!

Jump to peep the video....

**WARNING: EXPLICIT LYRICS**

Monta Ellis featuring Anthony Randolph "Throw a Kit"

If you don't believe me on how ludicrous this song is, peep the lyrics.

Hollywood
Million Dollar
Murder Club
Pedz
Peddy Cash
HEY!

*Chorus*
Million Dollar gettin' that
got it from Curt (Curt Cameruci) or Pat (Patrick Turner)
Gimme that step through, yeah cause I need that
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped

Hollywood gettin' that
got it from Curt or Pat.
Gimme that top tank and yo I need that
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped
Throw a KIT on that *****, just bought a moped

Million Dollar gettin' that
got it from Curt or Pat
Murder Club on the hoodie
Murder Club fresh Tatt
If I got a fine *****, I'mma throw her on the back
Brake release feed on the peds, pull the throttle back
  ****** in the parking lot
Man, **** the scene **
Fiona Apple lookin' ******, man I'm straight yo.
Can't ride too long, I smell like a lawn mower
But I'd rather ride my ped, than get inside a car door.
"Is that a scooter?" No.
"Can I buy it from you?" No.
I don't care about you tho, you can't buy it from me yo.
Police try to take me though, when I'm riding in the door
My **** was going slow, so I had to go Pirelli Pro.

*Chorus*

I never fall, I never slip.
Cause I just got on ebay and I got some racing slicks.
And plus I just broke in my brand new Tomos Proma kit.
With a biturbo, when it's jetted up it's fast as ****.
Yeah man I'm killin it.
Yeah, that's right I said I got a bigger jet.
Ridin' clean on my top tank Targa LX.
I only ride Tomos, but I got a few Garellis,
plus a couple Puchs and some bikes that rhyme with Minarellis

*Chorus*

Murder club is the gang and we're rollin' mad deep.
Ridin' out with Peddy Cash and we killin' these streets.
Any other gangs try to step we don't meet defeat,
like this gang called Bloody Spokes, but them ****** mad weak.
We don't pay them no mind, 30 ****** wanna ride
meet up at Curt's house and we hit the south side.
Watch out for the police, all through the Chi.
If they see you ridin' peds, they gonna pull you to the side.
So we always ride in packs, stay together fo' sure.
If your headlights going out, just jiggle the cord.
Mopeds are always broke, but they easy to fix.
But we stay ridin' clean, steady rollin' all you tricks.

*Chorus*

Jeez man, Moped Ellis is taking this a little too far....

SHOUT OUT TO HOLLYWOOD HOLT!

BIG UPS TO KILLA SHOM FOR DROPPIN THE SCIENCE!