"To the Warriors of Golden State. In a two-year stretch marred by incompetence, indifference and poor public relations, they somehow ended up with a nucleus of Andris Biedrins, Anthony "The Breakout" Randolph, Monta Ellis, Stephen Curry, Brandon Wright, Stephen Jackson and Corey Maggette that looks orgasmically exciting on paper … well, until you remember there isn't a distributor in the mix. Will it be interesting? Yes. Will it be fun? No question. Could we see a fight between two teammates at midcourt over who gets to shoot? Sure. Will Randolph sob on the bench at least 12 times? Absolutely. But at least it will be interesting, dammit."
—Bill Simmons, NBA Off-Season Column
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I always liked Bill Simmons. He writes good columns. Warriors/ Clippers = Playoff Race
Monta Ellis- 23 ppg 5 asst 5 rebs 2 stls
by Sinigang on Jul 28, 2009 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, until you remember there isn't a distributor in the mix
There is. He just hasn’t been given the opportunity to prove it yet.
Romes Mac Mojous
by ROMESdavidWOOD37 on Jul 28, 2009 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never liked Bill Simmons. I could care less about his infactuation with pop culture. I can’t stand his insistence on relating everything back to Boston sports. I stopped reading him years ago…
We’ll see how this goes, I’m holding off on most judgements until games start.
by Missing Barry on Jul 28, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic post LMAO, he was pretty much on target besides the distributer part. Yes “we believe pt 2” , 130-127 outcomes. So much fun!!!!!!
by nocal81 on Jul 28, 2009 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When is the first preseason game?
I’m getting too excited for basketball too early, hopefully the giants make another trade to get in the playoffs and the 49ers look good this year, otherwise it will be a long wait till basketball season
by Pearlsofwisdom on Jul 28, 2009 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ehh
Why is it that Anthony Randolph is looked at as a crybaby by some people? He wasn’t crying during that game against the Lakers, his face just always looks sad naturally; it doesn’t mean that he really is sad.
by Precise Films Productions on Jul 28, 2009 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
orgasmically exciting
LOL
It was the shoes!!
by LighTz707OuT on Jul 28, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha this guy got into this write with those words, as far as a distributor needed I don’t think we need ONE LONE distributor. If they all just understand what a good shot is from a bad shot and learn to play together we don’t need one lone distributor we will just have a bunch of playmakers.
by FeartheBeard4 on Jul 28, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes, The Warriors--The c***-tease of the NBA.
Warriors, Stupidest franchise in the league.
"It takes a special kind of anti-mojo for a team to miss the playoffs 14 out of 15 seasons. Like, say, the Warriors under Chris Cohan."
by kenntoe on Jul 28, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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