I kid you not. . . .I happen to hate the Laker's more than anyone down here in Los Angeles. I'm a Warriors fan through and through and have been since I popped outta the womb. In order I hate:
1. The Lakers
2. The Kings
3.5 The Jazz (how could I forget? hat tip: warriantinerks)
4. The Knicks ('cept when Benard King played for them)
5. The Sonics
Weird? I like San Antonio because they used to beat up on the Lakers so much since I've lived down here near Wastewood, CA (hate the Bruins too! I attended USC, but. . . .mind you- I'm from the Bay Area - Los Gatos)
So, you want to berate and crank call a Laker? I've got Ron Artest's phone number- they were giving it out last night on Channel 9 Sports KCAL here in LA. Apparently, it works. I called it this morning and left a message. Last night, even though Ron Artest is out of the country, in China?- he's answering the phone.
At any rate, check it out for yourself- here it is: (832) 361-0108 (dudes!!!!!!!! I just got off the phone with the cat! he DOES ANSWER! NO JOKE!
[Bix edit and update: Okay, just so this is out there. I AM NOT ANY IDIOT SPAMMER OR WEIRDO. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A REAL NUMBER (the area-code is Ron Artest's old Houston one) AND I HAVE PERSONALLY TALKED TO THE M-FER. With that said. . . . .why you still here? Call the cat up. He's actually quite cool. Just don't go ape-shit on him. The man is down and will just shoot the shit with you. For what it's worth- he's currently "on vacation" (whatever that means. and if you can pick up what i'm about to put down: when he's got his "game face" on is when he's REALLY ON VACATION. OUT TO LUNCH, yo! Bananas in the head.]