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Any Laker-haters out there? Got time? Care to waste some?

I kid you not. . . .I happen to hate the Laker's more than anyone down here in Los Angeles. I'm a Warriors fan through and through and have been since I popped outta the womb. In order I hate:

1. The Lakers

2. The Kings

3. Portland

3.5 The Jazz (how could I forget? hat tip: warriantinerks)

4. The Knicks ('cept when Benard King played for them)

5. The Sonics

Weird? I like San Antonio because they used to beat up on the Lakers so much since I've lived down here near Wastewood, CA (hate the Bruins too! I attended USC, but. . . .mind you- I'm from the Bay Area - Los Gatos)

So, you want to berate and crank call a Laker? I've got Ron Artest's phone number- they were giving it out last night on Channel 9 Sports KCAL here in LA. Apparently, it works. I called it this morning and left a message. Last night, even though Ron Artest is out of the country, in China?- he's answering the phone.

At any rate, check it out for yourself- here it is: (832) 361-0108 (dudes!!!!!!!! I just got off the phone with the cat! he DOES ANSWER! NO JOKE!

[Bix edit and update: Okay, just so this is out there. I AM NOT ANY IDIOT SPAMMER OR WEIRDO. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A REAL NUMBER (the area-code is Ron Artest's old Houston one) AND I HAVE PERSONALLY TALKED TO THE M-FER. With that said. . . . .why you still here? Call the cat up. He's actually quite cool. Just don't go ape-shit on him. The man is down and will just shoot the shit with you. For what it's worth- he's currently "on vacation" (whatever that means. and if you can pick up what i'm about to put down: when he's got his "game face" on is when he's REALLY ON VACATION. OUT TO LUNCH, yo! Bananas in the head.]

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!