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Fun with Bargnani

We at GSoM are smart enough to know that Bargnani's contract represents the End of Days, the beginning of the Apocalypse, or the Devil himself. This makes me grateful for the Warriors F.O., and that's just sad. However, I would rather be sad and grateful than bored, so I started playing with the trade machine. This is what I came up with. I would do this trade as a favor to the Raptors, for when they figure out Satan himself is in their midst. Why would I do this? Well, obviously, Maggette's contract isn't very good, and he's redundant anyway. Bringing the Devil to the Bay would be easier to endure with one of our demons exercised. Furthermore, Bosh would help quell the fires of hell, and we could play Randolph at backup PF, backup C and backup SF, giving him the minutes he ought to have. He might need to play backup PG and SG as well, if Monta gets injured again, which wouldn't be unlikely, because God would be angry with us for bringing the Devil to such a beautiful creation as the Bay Area. Beelzabub really does belong in Canada. If Toronto had a different GM, who recognized the Devil was in their midst and felt they couldn't keep Bosh there to help quell the fires of hell, and we threw in expiring(s), instead of the demon that is Maggette's contract, they might consider this more. In that case, I would still be happy to oblige. Anyway, I just wanted to throw the Devil and Bosh trade out there.

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