Cheryl Miller: "If you're wondering where Andre Biedrins is, he's in the locker now with an upset...

Cheryl Miller: "If you're wondering where Andre Biedrins is, he's in the locker now with an upset stomach and you can expect him not to return for the rest of the game.

-- 30 seconds later

TNT Announcer: You have an upset stomach Cheryl, why are you out there, why aren't you sitting out?

Cheryl: Cuz I need to get paid!

TNT Announcer: Nah, it's cuz you're a GAMER, a big time gamer [and not made from charmin soft tissue paper. Oh btw, you could probably step onto the court right now and shoot 3x Biedrin's FT percentage]]

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From today's TNT broadcast, parenthetical remarks added by me. My attempt to make a relatively pointless fanshot.

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o and one more thing

from henceforth I will call Brandan Wright by a name more appropriate of his durability: Brandan Wright —> B Wright —> Bwright —> Brite —> Britney.

Goal: 8 seed!

by dso on Dec 2, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions

What’s wrong with BrokenWing™?

There will be no extra point!

by Sleepy Freud on Dec 2, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions

Skeptic con Urquell cannot patent a name he made up.

by GovernorStephCurry on Dec 2, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions

Skeptic con Urquell cannot patent a name he made up.

I’ve already made $0.59 in royalties from it. For referring to it you owe me $.0005 BTW :>)

Lights please, lights please, turn off the lights.

by Skeptic con Urquell on Dec 3, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions

How about the Milk Man?

It coulda been me, oh yeah it coulda been me.

by Reverend_Randy on Dec 3, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions

i think we need to trade britney and goose (hasnt earned a diff nickname imo) egg

for some high school players who know how to work the pick and roll and could come and mentor keith smart , lee , curry , and ellis

by PIRATEWARRIOR on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 AM PST reply actions

I laughed out loud when she said that.

Okay well more like a chuckle.

As if Smart would’ve put him back in anyways.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

by kenntoe on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 AM PST reply actions

Yeah…that was a pretty awkward moment lol.

by Prince.Charming on Dec 3, 2010 9:04 AM PST reply actions

I am hungry for more info on this

I mean, really Dre?

How upset are we talking?
If it’s like the Excorcist pea soup kinda thing, fine

But otherwise, get back out there man, it’s a close game and we need you

"Trade Radmanovic. We don’t even want nobody for you, we’ll let you go. Just get off our team".
-Mistah FAB

by Duby Dub Dubs on Dec 3, 2010 10:20 AM PST reply actions

Well there's not much he could do about an upset stomach

Especially if it’s the ‘Dont no body use the bathroom for 35 to 45 minutes’ upset stomach.

by 123707THIZZ on Dec 3, 2010 3:14 PM PST reply actions

Agreed

“upset stomach” covers a wide variety of ailments… TnT isn’t going to come out and say “Andris Biedrins has left the game due to a bad case of diarrhea”.

by eldingo on Dec 3, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions