Polling GSoM: Who do you want to be the next owner of the Golden State Warriors?- Larry Ellison, Mark Mastrov, Group from China, Ice Cube

We've lived through dumb, dumber, and dumbest- see our historical piece 16 Years of Chris Cohan Owning the Golden State Warriors: 10 of the Dumbest Moves

And now it's (thankfully) time to start looking to the future. 

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I wonder what Oracle Arena will look like in 20 years. Maybe like Disneyland's Tomorrowland?

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JUMP for a quick look at the pro's and con's of the potential suitors for the Golden State Warriors that have surfaced so far.

Oracle bilionaire Larry Ellison

We've discussed what life would be like if Mr. Ellison owned the GSW in great detail over the past few years and I like what I foresee. Check out Oracle CEO Larry Ellison trying to buy NBA franchise Golden State Warriors

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Ellison can give players NBA Jam-like TURBO boosts from the sidelines.

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Pro's

Con's

  • Say goodbye to some of the cheapest ticket prices in the league. Ellison knows how to latch on subscribers at some very hefty prices.
  • There's a very real chance he renames the team to the Golden State Oracles or worse the Golden State Ellison's.

 

24-Hour Fitness founder Mark Mastrov

Pro's

  • Maybe the Warriors would be more fit and not suffer from so many injuries.
  • Oracle Arena would be open 24-7 for all your fitness needs- definitely worth the price of a Super Sport membership.
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I was expecting some HUGE bodybuilder!

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Con's

  • You'd have to deal with even more annoying sales reps if you tried to cancel your membership to the Golden State Warriors.
  • A ridiculous 880 traffic rush every 1st week of January from the "New Year's Resolution" out-of-shape types. 
Also see:

 

Unnamed group from China

Pro's

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Warriors come in all sizes.

 

Con's


Ice Cube

Pro's

  • On any given night a Warrior will "mess around and get a triple double."
  • When other teams come to Oakland they'll have to BOW DOWN.

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YOU KNOW HOW WE DO IT!

(pic via www.nba.com)

Con's

Who's your pick?

 

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