(The following is a template you can use when proposing a trade. It will save you time. Just plug in the names.)
Lately, it seems like the Warriors have sucked. Player X seems to be the problem. Every time I see Player X do (fill in the blank), it makes me want to hurl.
I've been thinking of how to solve all the Warriors problems with a single trade. The beauty of it is that TRADE MACHINE says IT WORKS!
Here's the Trade Machine LINK (Insert your own trade in the link, but CP3 for Bell, Vlad, and Lou is a good example). Check it out!!! IT WORKS IN TRADE MACHINE!!!
The reason the Warriors do the trade:
The reason OTHER TEAM (insert name of team - note, the other team cannot also be THE WARRIORS) does the trade:
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!