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Recap #69: Golden State Warriors 97 @ Phoenix Suns 108 - Thankfully only 13 games left

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It's the 69th recap of the season so bust out your best Tootsee Roll like the 69 Boyz....


To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right

To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back

Now slide, slide baby slide, just slide baby slide

just slide baby slide, come on come on... and JUMP!

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Nothing to Tootsee Roll about Unfortunately

There's really not much to say about this Warriors outing against the Suns.

The Warriors suck.

We could analyze the Warrior player performances individually, but what's the point? This roster is flawed, coached very poorly, and honestly boring to watch right now. The Suns roster is mediocre, but at least they're smart, savvy, and entertaining (something the Warriors can't even claim anymore).

Problem #1: Too Many Turnovers

As a team the Warriors combined for 21 turnovers. Look up and down the boxscore. There's a lot of blame to go around.

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This pastry is killing us!

I don't know about you, but the Suns home white jerseys and the Warriors road blue jerseys look different enough. There's no excuse for that. Way too many interceptions. 

Problem #2: Poor Shooting

The Warriors stunk up the joint. 42.2% shooting and under 100 points against the Suns isn't going to cut it. Remember when Warriors vs Suns was a Wild Wild West type shootout? Sure the Warriors still lost a ton of matches to the Suns post-WE BELIEVE, but at least the Dubs came out swinging, which brings me to another point... 

Problem #3: Lack of a Top Tier NBA Coach

Hey the Warriors had one of these, but the bandwagon fans and histrionic local media ran him out of town because he wouldn't play the likes of Anthony Randolph, Brandan Wright, Patrick O'Bryant, Marco Belinelli, etc.  Now the Warriors are left with a very solid assistant head coach who has oddly anointed Monta Ellis his savior, would rather play Acie Law than Stephen Curry way too often, and has a bizarre aversion to playing to the strengths (namely the pick and roll) of the best power forward (David Lee) this franchise has had since Chris Webber in 1994.

The Warriors suck.. and I'm honestly not sure when they won't anymore.

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Dorell (that's 1 R and 2 L's) Wright stepped up big in the second half of this game. DWright had a pretty nice statline too with 30 points, 6 boards, 2 assists, 1 block, and 2 steals.

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Did anyone see Butler vs. Pitt?

Reminded me of the Nugget game last year where Monta fouled JR Smith at halfcourt like an idiot hahaha.

"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!

by GovernorStephCurry on Mar 19, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a very interesting and kind of lame ending. Mental errors galore.

The Jimmer is averaging 30 something a game, which is crazy. I’m sure he wants to play in Utah to be mentored by Stockton. That kid will be freakishly good, if he is. Very interesting that the Cougars beat Gonzaga. Well done.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 19, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

BYU is a joke though.

I can’t really root for a school that suspends someone for having pre marital sex. that’s so unbelievably archaic…it’s like a midevil rule or something. Joke of a school.

"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!

by GovernorStephCurry on Mar 19, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I can’t really root for a school that suspends someone for having pre marital sex

wouldn’t that be an invasion of their privacy? Is that some wanna be commie school?

Lights please, lights please, turn off the lights.

by Skeptic con Urquell on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I’m sure Brandon Davies’s bishop was peeking in his window and had bugs planted all around his house.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard his roommate snitched on him

Dick move

Don't Trade Monta
Bush is on Fire!
Huff likes it raw

by JohnnyDangerously on Mar 20, 2011 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what I heard. I heard he confessed to his bishop.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 20, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t know. I know that BYU students go to BYU, so that they can be in the BYU environment. If someone snitched, perhaps it was to protect the integrity of the Church and maintain that environment, which we Mormons really do value. Also, I don’t know that someone did “snitch” nor the circumstances surrounding the alleged “snitching,” assuming such a thing did occur.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 20, 2011 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To each his own. I think midevil rule would result in him being impaled or something. Not being able to play BYU basketball doesn’t seem like torture to me. He’ll live. He agreed to the terms of the honor code prior to playing ball there and willingly submitted himself to the disciplinary action. That’s an honorable man. I respect Brandan Davies for that.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 19, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

medieval* not midevil ha ha…

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 19, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davies expelled the midevil out of him. Literally.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

"He's chicken curry right now. He'll become beef curry a little later on."
-Keith Smart

by kenntoe on Mar 19, 2011 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Ws can grab him for the midevil exception…

There will be no extra point!

by Sleepy Freud on Mar 20, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

. That’s an honorable man. I respect Brandan Davies for that.

 I question his intelligence for submitting himself to such intrusion into his personal life.

Lights please, lights please, turn off the lights.

by Skeptic con Urquell on Mar 20, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

What sane person would ever go to BYU to spend the years 18-22 of their life in chasity, alcohol/caffeine free, and bible worshipping madness. That would suck.

"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!

by GovernorStephCurry on Mar 20, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

People often go to BYU so they can find a spouse that is trustworthy and decent. Also, because it’s one of the best schools around at a very decent price.

The playoffs are coming! I'm so excited to see who we're going to draft in the... uh.. playoffs.

by Naticus on Mar 20, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

calm down gov

Don't Trade Monta
Bush is on Fire!
Huff likes it raw

by JohnnyDangerously on Mar 20, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that small detail that Monta didn't come in physical contact with JR Smith

He should have given him more space, but technically, Monta played almost perfect defense.

It's one of those deals we have to deal with. - Keith "Smart"

by bloodsweatndonuts on Mar 20, 2011 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay Atma, we'll always have that one year.

sigh.

"I thought it was going in," Warriors center Chris Hunter said. "It looked like the invisible man tipped it away at the last second."

"He's chicken curry right now. He'll become beef curry a little later on."
-Keith Smart

by kenntoe on Mar 19, 2011 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait till April 17th so I can start watching some good basketball

by that I mean the playoffs start on that day.

the warriors are a joke. Keith smart is a joke. I can’t wait till the offseason..

by gs.mafia on Mar 19, 2011 11:30 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

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