How Keith Smart Improved the Warriors and Predictions for the future
Many people have given up on this team by this point. They wanted this team to get to .500, to play defense, to keep Nellie. Well, that didn't happen, because the Warriors are a championship team. Last time I checked, the Celtics were terrible in 2007. And yet they won the 2008 NBA Championship. Count on it happening to the Warriors next season! In-depth analysis on how Keith Smart has prepared the players for this after the jump.
Monta Ellis
Keith Smart has been roasted on this blog several times. They attack his confusing rotations, questionable decisions, and overall intelligence. They wonder why Monta is playing 40+ minutes in a blowout of the Rockets. Well, he's got you all fooled. All this is just to prepare Ellis for the playoff run next year. Ellis is obviously improving his stamina for next year, when Keith Smart will play him 20 minutes per game and then set him loose in the playoffs.
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Expect Ellis to break no less than ten ankles per play in the 2012 NBA Finals.
Steph Curry
Curry is not a "younger Steve Nash". Nash is an "older Steph Curry."
Anyone ever hear about the "sophomore slump"? Well, Keith Smart did, and he decided to do something about it. That's why Curry played less - every time he looked like he was slumping, Smart decided to bench him. That way, Curry would never get torn apart by the rabid media and never lose his confidence. Is it any coincidence that Curry has had better stats in less minutes? I think not.
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Next year, expect Curry to average 48 minutes per game as Smart takes advantage of the "junior jump"
Dorell Wright
People wonder why Dorell Wright played almost 40 minutes per game. People also wonder how airplanes fly. Dorell Wright played those big minutes because he's our perimeter defensive stopper. We all know that Ellis needs to conserve energy for offense. So Keith Smart did the "Wright" thing and played him big minutes alongside Ellis. We all remember where we were when he shut down Kobe. Not only that, Wright shoots almost .400 from three - what more do you want from our top perimeter defender?
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Expect Wright to hold Lebron James to 0/20 shooting in Game 4 when the Warriors sweep the Heat.
David Lee
Let's be honest here - Donnie Walsh didn't want to look bad trading away the best power forward in the league, so he ordered a hit job on David Lee's elbow. While this did hold Lee back for a while, Keith Smart deserves a lot of credit for coming up with the perfect training regimen for Lee while his elbow healed. Though in the beginning it caused Lee some trouble rebounding and shooting, he now shoots .500 from three. Looks like Dirk will have to take another vacation in Australia.
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Next year, Lee changes his last name to "Robinson" and out averages Kevin Love in rebounds by 10.
Ekpe Udoh
When he was drafted by the Warriors, people on this blog were angry because they thought he was drafted too high. Well, turns out he was drafted too low! How many rookies do you see block 1.4 shots per game? According to my fantasy basketball adviser, blocks are more valuable than points. Udoh gets my vote for ROY. Also, when you finish this sentence, he will have blocked four shots
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Udoh's blocks will actually decrease next year, because opposing players will be afraid to take any shot if he is in the game.
Andris Biedrins
Some people call Biedrins' contract an "albatross." Last time I checked, an albatross was a bird. I assume that this means that people expect Biedrins to soar to new heights. Well, I'm not surprised. Keith Smart taught him great free throw technique and he practically doubled his free throw percentage from last season. Why do announcers praise Steve Nash for his free throw shooting, even though he has never doubled his free throw shooting percentage? That's the Canadian bias in the media.
Doubleteapot's psychic fish Fred says: Next year, Biedrins wins the 6th man of the year award for averaging a double double while playing only 10 minutes per game, because he wants to keep the game competitive.
This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!
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well, after reading this, i can say that i will give smart a chance...
a chance to finish the season.. ( :
a chance to finish the season.. ( :
or a chance to walk the plank like a man before you kick him off?
Party'N Party'N , YEAH!! Party'N Party'N , YEAH!! Fun fun fun fun.
by Skeptic con Urquell on Apr 5, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
i'm starting a company and I want to give you a job near the top
because even I buy into your BS. Fun read!
I wish I never had to sleep.
by DMJR on Apr 1, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!
by GovernorStephCurry on Apr 1, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool post.
Though I wish there was more from Fred. He seems to be on top of things.
Seriously though, you made some good points. Rec’d.
Where do we go from here?
Rec this if you like this :D
Thanks for the rec Brownie (^.^)
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
No offense, didn't agree with a single point in here.
Keith Smart has been an albatross head coach. He’s seriously misused Curry, Monta, Reggie, Lee, Udoh, and Lin. He didn’t improve anyone. If anything he’s been making everyone (other than Curry) worse. Sad really.
"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!
by GovernorStephCurry on Apr 1, 2011 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
I can't tell
are you being serious here? Because if you are, you obviously didn’t get my FanPost.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
by doubleteapot on Apr 2, 2011 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I honestly thought you were serious because Brownie rec'd it.
"Of course, these people couldn’t really have predicted...the joke of a mockery of a sham of a circus of Keith Smart’s nightly rotations. " - Sleepy Freud
Steph Curry and Reggie Williams all day baby!
by GovernorStephCurry on Apr 2, 2011 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Well I am serious
but you have to, like, read between the lines. It’s called sarcasm. Criticism through humor.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
When I read the fanpost title I was so ready to jump on the GSOM dog pile that was sure to come. My mouth was salivating for the taste of fresh blood. But now you have deprived us by confessing to your crime of sarcastic too early.
With all due respect, I am a Analyst Hall of Fame candidate. If you are offended by my comment, I did write "With all due respect".
by KillaContract on Apr 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're underestimating people's intelligence
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
by doubleteapot on Apr 2, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FUNNIEST POST I EVER READ!!!!
“Last time I checked an Albatross was a bird” LMFAO.
by Dro50 on Apr 1, 2011 11:34 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec it?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
by doubleteapot on Apr 2, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
candadian media bias
I love it.
by Uwe Blog on Apr 2, 2011 9:45 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Also, when you finish this sentence, he will have blocked four shots
so it will take me 137 minutes to read this sentence? You are highly overestimating it’s attractive powers.
Party'N Party'N , YEAH!! Party'N Party'N , YEAH!! Fun fun fun fun.
by Skeptic con Urquell on Apr 2, 2011 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
Rec'd.
Smart is the coach of the Warriors’ future. His name alone guarantees that he is the man who will take us to a championship.
"Morrow... That's a two pointer!"
-Kevin Harlan for the 22nd time during an NBA 2k11 exhibition
by don't leave Morrow! on Apr 2, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
I Rec’d it because, man I needed a good laugh. But you got to stop with the begging for Rec’s, it makes you sound desperate and it’s beneath you and this post.
"If God made us in his image then he must be dumb too, and a little ugly on the side."
Frank Zappa
by qin on Apr 2, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sorry
It’s my second Fanpost. Still learning.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Rec'd
I don’t remember when I last enjoyed reading anything about the Warriors so much. This is straight funny lol
"It ain't Chinese algebra. If you get stops and you execute on offense, normally that team wins." - Tony Allen
"One thing LeBron James has won that Kobe Bryant never has, and never will: A bronze medal."- Josh Tucker
HAHA
Great article…liking the humor…Andris will soar to new hights? hahaha
...And there goes the 1 man fast break
by Moneer Mujaddidi on Apr 8, 2011 3:45 PM PDT reply actions

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