So with most NBA news on hold til the lockout essentially ends, i gots to thinking. As fans craving news, with no news available, lets make some up! All you have to do is find a photo of any NBA player and try to create a fake news headline based on the photo. This is all for fun so please don't take any of this seriously, this is just to kill time til actual news does pop up.

Rules:

• Anyone with an imagination can play
• Headlines do not have to have anything to do with basketball
• "Keep it classy, San Diago" ...for the kids

Example:

via kandjsports.files.wordpress.com

Stephen Jackson finally able to identify his own belly button

I'm sure we have some really wild imaginations here on GSoM based on trade ideas and what not so let's see what people can make up