Intitiating the Uber-Tank


I can't let it go. I'm sorry. I tried. no matter what I do, I just can't let go of that protected first round pick. In the post Jack-for-RJ era, we have been met with a future so barren, so desolate of opportunities to acquire new talent, how can I not hold onto the mad hope of a lottery pick in a deep draft? Oh yeah, I haven't even mentioned the boredom factor: Curry/Bogut/Thompson/Lee could be nice, but what does that matter if I'm fast asleep by the end of the first quarter? After all these years and all of the mistakes and bad luck, it is absolutely inexcusable to not tank with fervent desperation! We need Lacob to be the evil owner from Major League, and force Mark Jackson into a more savvy approach to the game.

David Lee aka Spaghetti Arms aka Spagett!



With a TS% of .553 and a "whopping" WS/48 of .126, believe it or not, David Lee might be our biggest road block to losing. This floppy scrapper, complete with an extreme case of shot-contest phobia, needs to get off the floor! I mean, yeah, hopefully in the off season he grows one or two muscles and a pair of balls, but for now, grab some chair, decent player!



No, that's not our boy Timmy, it's young Mitch Kramer, about to blow the game in Dazed and Confused. What does he have to do with the Warriors? He's too young! At this stage of the game, losing cannot even be trusted to such unpredictable players as Nate Robinson and Dorell "I don't know what he's on but I can tell when someone is completely gone" Wright, or even crafty crapshoot(er) Richard "Worst Tattoo in the NBA" Jefferson. What we need is youth, youth, and more youth! Jeremy Tyler? Don't just start him, play him heavy minutes! Those two new D-League guys, Gladwell and "Benson and Hedges", they need to be out there in tandem, with Jenkins, working out the kinks, and hopefully amassing turnovers like they're going out of style. Unless this happens, I , for one, really can't stand to watch any more Warriors games.

This FanPost is a submission from a member of the mighty Golden State of Mind community. While we're all here to throw up that W, these words do not necessarily reflect the views of the GSoM Crew. Still, chances are the preceding post is Unstoppable Baby!

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