TODAY!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

by dj fuzzylogic on Dec 14, 2006 8:11 AM PST in Hype

It's the moment we've all been waiting for!

We've watched the drama unfold for months now. Warriors's management knew its current squad just wasn't going to cut if they were to be considered an elite NBA that would be domestically and internationally recognized. Although the Iverson rumors have been brewing, bubbling, and messily overflowing like clogged toilets, these are some the changes that the Warriors management has promised. This is the excitement the fans need. This is what we can rally around. This shows that this is really OUR YEAR! This will really get us over that hump that the is East Coast basketball bias (notice how that hump is not our playoff drought).

TONITE, DECEMBER 14th: The RELEASE PARTY for the inaugural WARRIOR GIRL SWIMSUIT CALENDAR!

For a reasonable price of 165 dollars (or 125 dollars if you just want a bar stool to sit on), you can be a part of this special party celebrating our illustrious dance team! As if meeting the Warrior girls isn't enough, included in the price of admission is the opportunity to watch the Warriors take on Yao and company in the exclusive MEZZANINE club.

I really wonder though what the dinner buffet will consist of. Will it be like last nights episode of Top Chef, where the Orange team's produced 13 boilerplate mini-cuisine tastefest? Or will it be more like the Black team's "higher end" "quality over quantity" 4 dish spread? Will it be a hot dog, burger, garlic french fries buffet?

Anyways, don't sleep!!! Be the first on your block to have the official 2006-2007 Warrior Girl Swimsuit Calendar. Now you can appreciate the Warrior girls not only at the Oracle Arena, but in the comforts of your own home! If its not your bag, just think how excited your friend/s might be to get one of these! They make great stocking stuffers.... just in time for the holidays! Only 15 dollars!

If anyone ends up going to this or is around at the game and catch it, drop some comments!

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by gsdubz on Dec 14, 2006 8:54 AM PST reply actions

wonder though what the dinner buffet will consist

Dunno but they should name one dish for each girl and let each one unveil their namesake. Nothing sexier than a hot babe with a hot dish.

by Skeptic con Urquell on Dec 14, 2006 9:27 AM PST reply actions

Has to be the orange team.

Because Orange is more a GS team color and Sam is yummy. And what is up with Mia going home? Did she really save Ilia orrrrr were they going to axe Mike, "Dude, I wore a trucker hat to a Hollywood party!", from Lodi and she saved Mike? I want answers!

by pyro on Dec 14, 2006 3:11 PM PST reply actions

whuts up with Mia's martyr business?

that was just dumb. i think she wanted to go out on her own terms to avoid embarassment if she did get cut. mia tho, has been kinda subpar anyway... so maybe it was good for her. Michael on the otherhand... how is this dude still in the game?

by dj fuzzylogic on Dec 14, 2006 5:23 PM PST up reply actions

what are you all talking about?

All-time Oakland Warriors starting five: Hardaway, J-Rich, Mullin, Mr. Mean & The Chief

by OaktownWarrior on Dec 14, 2006 7:22 PM PST up reply actions

Word

This season is such a huge notch below last year. Their Thanksgiving was amature. You don't quit on a competition (and there have been two quitters now) and pull an emotionally based move like Mia did. I love how she told off Cliff though - she was right. They should have made Cliff the leader because he had immunity. Ilia deserved to go. Mike needs the axe - no one in their right mind would ever eat out in Lodi...especially if they saw that guy.

by pyro on Dec 14, 2006 10:31 PM PST up reply actions

HAHA

word. as much as i love red lobster (cuz i really do), i wouldn't necessarily trust anyone's cooking if that was the best restaurant they worked at. don't mean to be elitest or anything.

by dj fuzzylogic on Dec 15, 2006 5:48 AM PST up reply actions