WARNING: The following recap is written entirely in Haiku. So, y'know...um... be careful. Cuz the edges are sharp.

Boxscore | AP Recap



I swear. I did NOT photshop this picture. He actually dunked.

Warriors versus Kings
Warriors should win this swiftly
The Kings? Inferior.

Hash attended game
Atma was present as well
I parked at the BART.

First quarter was fly
The Arena was bumpin'
Kings fans everywhere.

Girl sat next to us.
She was wearing Kings jersey
Time to drink more beer.

Dunleavy played well
He is the most clutch player
When nothing matters.

T-Double grabbed boards
Offensive efforts were weak
Time to drink more beer.

Ron Artest plays D
J-Rich struggled against him
Why don't we have Ron?

"They call him the wall. Nothing gets by this guy!"

Fisher guards Bibby
Bibby lighting his ass up
Still sounds like Kermit.

Adonal in game.
Mediocre performance
Still, he's a nice guy!

Andris Beidrins foul
Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul, Foul
Score a god damn point.

Warriors can't hold ball
Must have dipped hands in Crisco
Right before the game.

End of game we lost
We should raise ticket prices!
Cohan can suck it.

Was not total loss
Found a vendor with Fat Tire
Time to drink more beer.