REPORT CARD: Calbert Cheaney

by Fantasy Junkie on Jul 29, 2006 1:06 PM PDT in Report Cards

He could be part of the Warriors cheerleading group for the amount of high-fiving, towel waving, and chest bumping he does, but alas he's actually a member of the team. Calbert Cheaney was by far the most vocal 13th man in the league. He was brought in for his veteran presence and to occasionally hit a couple jumpers in garbage time so our starters didn't get hurt. Let's take a look at how each of the 5 writers graded him out.

Surprisingly there were no Calbert Cheaney highlights on YouTube. If you find any, drop a link in the comments section.

Overall Grade: C+

Atma Brother #1 (Grade: A)
Way to waive that towel... towel!

DJ Fuzzylogic (Grade: B)
Talk about mentoring! Always ready to dish out high fives and hug upstarts like Biedrins and Zarko.

Fantasy Junkie (Grade: A)
Best player with at least 60 DNP-CD's. Mullin sure knows how to pick them.

Hash (Grade: D)
If you added up all his minutes this season, did it even amount to one game? I think I saw him get a rebound once. Tell you what... let's call it a D!

YaoButtaMing (Grade: DNP) Enough said.

What's your grade for Calbert?

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