First off, I'm sorry for being a bit inactive, but my internet was kaput for a couple days.

I bet you're thinking, "Oh, great, another diary where Zorgon discusses a serious topic and includes Foyle seriously, and not in the funny format." If you thought this, you are correct, and I encourage you to stop reading now.

Don't get me wrong, there are other flaws. But I will not discuss them here.

At the end of games, once Biedrins fouls out, you might as well count it up as a loss.

Why, you ask, is the game relient on our Center who has not produced in a long time? Because of two reasons.

Problem #1:NO REBOUNDING. The biggest player on the floor at this point is "big" Al Harrington, who, as disussed before, has a rebounding problem. The next biggest player is usually Mikeal Pietrus, and if he played like Eduardo Najera, that'd be great, but the truth is that he's a Sgooting Guard at heart, and rebounding isn't exactly at the top of his list of things to do.

Biedrins is the only guy who can REALLY rebound on this team, except for maybe Powell or Major (although he's probobly already gone). You could help to alleviate the problem by putting in Foyle, but this is not really his game, and he will mishandle the rebounds often.

Solution: Put in Foyle and hope for the best, or BRING UP POB FROM THE D-LEAGUE! WE SHOULD, AT NO POINT, HAVE AL HARRINGTON PLAYING CENTER. Another solution would be to trade for Nazr Mohammed and the like, if Nellie would actually PLAY them.

Problem #2: OPEN LANES. This was most prominent in the Lakers game, where we essentially gave Luke Walton an open lane twice to the basket, sealing our fate. Why? Because we have no big man to clog up space, as Harrington and Pietrus can easily be pushed away.

Solution: This one's obvious. PUT IN FOYLE TO CLOG UP THE LANE. If you don't like that, Nellie, CALL UP POB TO CLOG THE LANE. And if you don't like that, TRADE FOR NAZR TO CLOG UP THE LANE.

Okay, so far this has been pretty repetetive. But my point is clear. Whyyyyy whould Nellie EVER play Harrington at Center and Pietrus at Power Forward? Both of them are already out of position at PF and SF respectively. If I were coach, I'd call Greg Ostertag out of retirement to do this.

And if your argument is, "Well, the guy who came in is better than any of the Cs you mentioned....."

First of all, there is no true different player that you could add to the mix to spice things up. You already have all of the nessessary skill on the floor.

Second of all, in the two games, the guys who came in werent terribly effective.

Third of all, there is no third arguement, but lists look a lot better with 3 items on them.

If your arguement is, "Oh, but this has happened only twice, and without Baron Davis!"

For your twice arguement, I have a strong feeling these two faults will have recurring themes throughout the season. Hey, if you wanna lose more, go ahead. I've got plenty of more healthy years in me to wait for playoffs, don't you?

For your Baron Davis arguement, we were outmatching both the Cavaliers and the Lakers without him. Who knows, he might of ruined it! Putting him on the floor still won't change these crunchtime problems.

Thanks for reading.

I think Warriors Games are starting to look a lot like this movie:

Hey, at least we'll win 1 out of 100 times.