1. Reunite the Pacer Bad Boys Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson already just so we can shut up everyone.
   
2. Make Charles Barkley a believer (and not that donuts are good for you)
   
3. Force Andris to develop a post game and better on the ball defense or better yet a 3 point shot. Can anybody hear Manute Bol?
   
4. Sign Earl Boykins because we love the little guy. Too bad Brian Cardinal is still getting paid 6 million a year by the Grizzlies.
   
5. Beat the damn Jazz! This is getting ridiculous. If only we could just have it Kirilenko vs. Baron the whole game.
   
6. Make those damn free throws. The more free throws you make, the less rebounds available to lose to the other team.
   
7. Become America's Team, meaning NBC should broadcast every game so I can finally watch them in Fakerland.
   
8. Make GSoM the official website of the Golden State Warriors!

1. work on rebounding
   
2. hav a signal to show that the team is shooting 2 many 3s and its time to drive.
   
3. hav harrington hav passing lessons
   
4. when jack drives hav someone near him in case he loses the ball
   
5. work the rooks more. nellie doesnt lik rooks but instead of waiting till next year for them to be decent make them something this year. example: monta ellis end of rookie year
   
6. trade or drop players that obviously do not help the team. (pieTRASH, croshere, perovic, t-hud)
   
7. recognize jessica alba is having baron davis' baby. protect the baby at all cost and start training it to be the next warrior to lead em to the  ship.
   
8. make everyone on the team grow a beard. lord baron and action jackson hav beards and they are clearly the 2 best players on the team. now imagine if the whole team had beards.
   

1. Record more funny videos and post them online. My favourite ones are when Kosta, Marco, Andris, and Stephane Lasme were playing Horseshoe, when Jackson showed off the `kick `em in the shins jumper' and the one where Troy Hudson was pushing Baron Davis around in a trolley - that was Troy Hudson's second best contribution as a Warrior (the first was the game-winner against the Fakers).
2. Go on a European tour next pre-season, play a game in London (Kelenna Azubuike's hometown) and tour Latvia and Italy. The Warriors would draw a big crowd for a game here (in the UK) and it would be fun for the players. In October, I saw the Celtics play the Timberwolves in a fairly one-sided affair in KG's first game against his old team but seeing the Warriors (against anyone) would be better.
3. Wear GsoM T-Shirts in the pre-game warm-ups (I am a proud owner of a GsoM All-Star T-Shirt already - the players should follow suit)
4. Use Stephen Jackson's `kick `em in the shins jumper' in a game in garbage time when the game is won. (preferably against the Mavericks) Or get him (or another player) to shout `Unstoppable, Baby' every time they hit a shot.
5. The next time they are on TNT, win the game by a huge margin and then in a post-match interview, get Baron to ask Charles Barkley how the muffins he made were.
6. Win the next game I come to see when I visit the Yay Area sometime in 2008 like I did in 2007. The last time I saw a Dubs game, they lost 106-105 to the HAWKS! with Stephen Jackson missing a game-winning jump-shot
7. Get Andris Biedrins to make bottles of hair gel and sell them in shops - they could sell a lot and make a good profit.
8. In the game against the Charlotte Bobcats, build a big lead and then, in the fourth quarter, don't play defense on Jason Richardson so he can have a career night.

1.  Back up PG
   
2.  Add more depth to our rotation.  Wouldn't a 10 or 11 man rotation be nice.
   
3.  Get BD to the All Star Game.
   
4.  Win one of the GSOM ticket giveaways
   
5.  Destroy the Blazers the next time we see them, and show that their winning streak is a fluke
   
6.  Obtain a 5th seed or higher.
   
7.  One of the following has a breakout year:  Matt Barnes, Mickael Pietrus, Kelenna Azubuike, Austin Croshere.
   
8.  Make the Western Conference Finals.  (I can dream can't I)

1. (For Nellie) Maintain a doe eyed look whenever sitting and refrain from getting technicals when the game is insanely close much like in Orlando.
2. (For the rookies) Maintain focus. Understand the game. Know that your time will come and start making those shots when NELLIE PUTS YOU IN!!!
3. (For Jackson) Stay out of trouble the whole season. Avoid technicals and to not get even 1 ejection this year.
4. (For Baron) Maintain the health of thy knees and continue the MVP like style.
5. Make the Playoffs as the number 1 seed with a blow out win at the Oracle.
6. Win the Western Conference beating the FAKERS in the first round so Kobe will finally see us as a real rival and beating Dallas again in the second to show it wasn't a fluke last year. And finally beating the Spurs in the finals just to get those SPURs fan to stop talking about their "Dynasty."
7. Win the NBA Championship by beating the big 3 in Boston. Baron makes a half court shot at the last second in a 3-3 Series with the scores tied at 108(Season average right now :))
8. Begin our own dynasty with Davis and Jackson reaching legendary status!

1. The All Star votes straighten out so that Jerry Stackhouse is not leading Baron Davis.
2. Despite stil failing to be voted into the All Star Game, Davis is given a spot due to injury reserve.
3. Andris Biedrins punches his numbers up to averages of 10/10.
4. Stephen Jackson sets a franchise record for most three point shots without a miss.
5. Marco Belinelli makes a key defensive play in a close basketball game.
6. Brandan Wright will prove himself to be a skilled post player and exceptional rebounder, using his length, speed, and mobility to compensate for his lack of size. I feel that there's a dangerous perception that Wright needs to put on an enormous amount of muscle. Granted he'll fill out naturally as he ages, but I don't want him eating powerbars all day and pumping iron all night. I've already seen him work inside and clear the boards at 205 pounds, why risk muscle strains or tears by trying to bulk him up at age 19?
7. Baron Davis has the signature dunk of the NBA season for the second year in a row, when he throws down over an outstretched Dwight Howard during the NBA Finals.

8) The Warriors win the NBA championship, netting the Finals MVP award for Stephen Jackson, national glory for Baron Davis, and at long last a Hall Of Fame call for Don Nelson.

1.  In an attempt to promote the arena's namesake, Charles Barkley is hired by the Oracle to consistently incorrectly predict game results before each game.  The clowns then signs him to a 7-year max contract in the offseason and raise ticket prices.
2.  Mike Dunleavy Jr. is traded to the San Antonio Spurs.  The Indiana Pacers then go on a torrid win streak to close out the season and make the playoffs on the last day while the Spurs inexplicably collapse to fall out of playoff contention.  Feeling that he has suffered enough, Warrior fans finally reveal that Funleavy photos were photoshopped to be funny to cover up how poorly he played, which was not funny at all.  
3.  The "We Believe" movement comes to a screeching halt when Cher releases a new hip hop remix of her hit song "Believe" featuring Troy Hudson.  
4.  Despite skyrocketing profits, McDonalds executives are fired when their targeted campaign advertisements towards African-Americans are revealed to be ineffective in a survey in which nearly 90% of survey-takers said the main reason they go to McDonalds is that they are hoping to be "served by Baron Davis".  Andrei Kirilenko admits to giving this answer on the survey during game 3 of last year's playoff series between the Jazz and Warriors.
5.  During the garbage time of a game in which the Hornets are blowing out the Warriors with a 45 point lead, Mickael Pietrus sinks a free throw and yells to the NOH bench "Unstoppable, baby!".  Marc Jackson then runs off the bench and starts strangling Pietrus with a chokehold.  
6.  After winning a million dollar copyright case against Pietrus, Marc Jackson loses it all when he loses a copyright case against Latrell Spreewell.  Adonal Foyle represented Jackson in both trials.
7.  The best fans in sports celebrates when the Oakland A's, SF Giants, Raiders, 49ers, Sharks, and Warriors all make it to their respective championship series after God discovers she made a serious mistake when she accidentally gave the worst fans in sports the best teams.  Boston sports fans enjoy 86 years of futility as punishment.
8.  Chris Mullin explains his poor signings when he comes out of the closet and reveals that he had an on-again, off-again relationship with both Dunleavy and Murphy.  After hearing this and connecting it to some of the suspicious locker room activities he witnessed first hand during the Run-TMC days, Tim Hardaway implodes.  
   

1. Management: Have more student nights because poor students are awesome fans
   
2. Fans: Vote for Baron to get into all-star game 2008!
   
3. Bellinelli: Get some confidence and play some defense
   
4. GSOM: uh, make the ticket contests easier.... please?
   
5. Troy Hudson: Release an award-winning album (after retiring)
   
6. Stephen Jackson: Continue locking down people
   
7. Kosta Perovic: live up to the nickname Kosta Coast!
   
8. Don Nelson: Burn that red shirt you wore against the nuggets...
   

8.  Waive Troy Hudson (I don't know why they haven't done this already) and pick up/trade for a back-up PG in the mold of... ummm... Earl Boykins (great ft% and is a fast gunner who can hit shots *at least more reliably than Hudson) or someone of a similar nature (RELIABLE SHOOTER.  This will keep Baron Davis well rested and ready for the playoffs.  
7.  Go on at least one 8+ game winning streak.  
6.  Make Don Nelson go on a sobriety pledge:  For every game lost, he must go at least two days straight without alcohol.  This will encourage him to whip the guys into shape... GUARENTEED!  
5.  Get Baron Davis into the all-star game while placing either Harrington, Azubuike or Davis in the 3-pt shooting contest.  Vote or hold up signs... this needs to happen!
4.  Bring back a revised version of the infamous Tim & Chris burger (Bacon cheeseburger w/ BBQ sauce) at a major outlet (McDonalds, BK, whoever wants to pick up the revenue this will bring in)to be served @ the Roaracle... named the Baron to Biedrins burger
3.  Give a lot of garbage time minutes to Bellineli, Wright and O'Bryant in order to further develop their game.  Put them out there with Monta and Jackson and see how they respond playing with a couple of starters instead of sticking them w/ Croshere and Pietrus or the late career of Hudson.  I'm sure playing with more talented players will improve their game that much.
2.  Get to the playoffs... for some reason it seems as though we'll need a 50 win season to get the 8th seed.  
3.  See an eastern conference team in the playoffs... as in get to the FINALS!!!  If the stars get aligned right, we could see the Mavs, Nuggets and Suns in the playoffs (not in that particular order).  All would be winable while keeping everyone in the nation excited about Warrior basketball... giving us that 1975 underdog type championship win against the Celtics.  Does anyone else feel this or is it just me?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

• Baron doesn't play more than 40 minutes again in the regular season.
  
• The warriors use the first half of the game @ Min as motivation to never get overconfident going into a game against a lowly team again.
  
• The Warriors whoop Dallas the remaining three meetings of the year to establish this fact once again: "We own the Mavs."
  
• Baron never misses a game again.
  
• Marco gains confidence and becomes a spark off the bench.
  
• Pietrus stops fouling so much and becomes a defensive stopper off the bench.
  
• The goldenstateofmind community stops constantly hating on at least one warrior at any given time.
  
• The Warriors win the NBA championship in the most exciting playoffs the NBA community has ever witnessed.

8. May we give thanks to the D League for bequething Zukie to us and hosting POB and Kosta.
   
7. May we give thanks to Sydney Moncrief for teaching our boys how to shoot better free throws.
   
6. May we give thanks that Nellie returned and management had the sense to hire and keep him.
   
5. May we give thanks to Indiana for the trade last year.
   
4. May we give thanks to the GSoM Community nights at the Oracle.
   
3. May we give thanks to those within the Dubs management who read GSoM--and the Commmish knows for sure it is well read and mostly appreciated.
   
2. May we give thanks to GSoM leadership for making the site less vitriolic over the last year and for the countless hours of love they put into running GSoM for the rest of us;
   
1. Therefore, be it resolved that in 2008 we will be grateful for the opportunity provided to us to express both our ignorances and wisdom in a fun place by the Bay dedicated (mostly) to Warrior basketball.

You call me ancient, I say "oldguysrule"

1. T-Mobile drops DWade, pairs up Andris and Chuck for some brilliant Top 5 commercials.
   
2. Mullin signs JaMarcus Russell. Dubs never lose to the Jazz again.
   
3. Mullin signs RonRon the day before the Pacers come to town.
   
4. Dunleavy retires from basketball the day after the Pacers come to town.
   
5. The Don gets an endorsement deal with Bud Light.
   
6. Wu-Tang renounces kinship with the Knicks, sits courtside for all Warrior playoff games. One seat is  always left vacant for Dirt Dog.
   
7. Warriors lock up playoff spot before last game of season.
   
8. Don Nelson places himself on the roster for the last game of the season. Plays garbage minutes. Gets T'd up twice for arguing a call. Shoves Kevin Durant on his way to the locker room.