Lets Predict The Rest of The Season-Update!

On March 8th, I committed to predicting the rest of the Warriors season, including playoffs. Here's how it's gone so far.

vs. Clippers.... WIN 29-35

This will obviously be a 10 point victory. No Cassell, no Livingston, Warriors are rolling....

Actual Result: WIN 29-35 (Dead on score prediction by the way!)

at Portland..... WIN 30-35

Portland can beat anybody, but their arena is about as good as the Cox Convention Center (Cow Palace for you guys) and we're on a win streak.

Actual Result: LOSS 29-36

vs. Dallas....WIN 31-35

We are in the midst of a 5 game win streak, we are at home, Dallas is our bitches....OWNED! By 1 point. SHOCK THE WORLD! I'm pumped for this game.

Actual Result: WIN 30-36 (Not buy 1, but I'm happy with the result.)

vs. Minnesota....WIN 32-35

This is one of those blah games where the thread won't be aaaas active, but one of those "blah" games the Warriors must win. Especially if they lose to Dallas.

Actual Result: WIN 31-36 (They surely came to play)

at Seattle.....Loss 32-36

Gotta insert a loss in here somewhere. It will be on a back to back, and while we are on the win streak, Ray Allen can't be contained. We are also away, and we are terrible at that.

Actual Result: WIN 32-36 (okay, so the random loss was at Portland and not Seattle....they're both interchangeable.)

at Utah......Loss 32-37

Everyone gets really depressed and starts talking about all of that Greg Oden nonsense. We can't beat Utah on the road.

Actual Result: Loss 32-37

vs. Washington.....WIN 33-37

Everyone gets stoked for the "Revenge" game, and the Warriors win it one way or the other.

Actual Result: WIN 33-37

Zorgons Prediction record:
5 Wins, 2 Losses

Zorgons Predicted Warriors record: 33-37
Actual Warriors Record: 33-37

Not Bad, I'd say....

Lets hope that the goal of 42-40 is achieved!

Here's The Rest of The Season, for Your Viewing Pleasure:
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at Lakers.....Loss 33-38

Lakers? We have matchup problems with these guys....'Nuff said. Turiaf goes crazy!

vs Spurs.....WIN 34-38

The Spurs get lazy having clinched their position basically, and although on back to back losses and a back to back game, the Warriors will some how pull through for a "Miracle" win.

vs Suns.....WIN 35-38

The Warriors finally get rolling as everyone starts talking about playoffs and give up talking about Oden. It will look like a game of NBA JAM, everyone will be rested, at home...can you feel it?

vs Memphis.....WIN 36-38

They'll be tanking. At home. Rested.

at Houston.....WIN 37-38

ADONAL VERSUS YAO VOLUME III!!!!!!!
Adonal does a good job of containing Yao in his 2nd start of the season, while JRich has a scoring contest with TMac.

at Memphis....Loss 37-39

Has anyone forgotten that we're still the Warriors? Away games are not our strong point.

at San Antonio....Loss 37-40

Warrior hearts sink to an all-time low as we lose it against a team that will probobly rest their starters a lot. The Warriors have never won in that Arena, and it won't happen this season.

vs Utah.....WIN 38-40

We are terrible at the Jazz, but I predict a huge J-Rich/Baron game as they pull up in the clutch down the stretch. Everyone calls it a step to Sacramento. However, in the closing minutes, Biedrins gets stepped on by Andrei Kirilenko while going for a block, and is out for one game.

at Las Vegas....WIN 39-40

Don Nelson considers starting Josh Powell, but he knows that we need vertern experience to win this game. So he starts ADONAL FOYLE! Adonal goes crazy with a 20 point, 9 rebound, 5 block, and 3 assist game. Don Nelson pulls him out before the 4th, saying after the game, "Did you see that pick he missed? Jeez. That guy needs to lose some weight and be more like Andris." Adonal shrugs. It is a blowout win to dash Las Vegases Playoff hopes.

vs. Minnesota....WIN 40-40

The team is probobly out of the playoffs by now, and Kevin Garnett doesn't try much, and we see a lot of Craig Smith. They will be about as good as the 76ers without a cause.

vs. Dallas......WIN 41-40

Everyone celebrates as we beat a team starting the great Djenga Mbenga.

at Portland....WIN 42-40

Portland gets psyched for next season.

Playoff Standings:

Dallas

San Antonio

Phoenix

Utah

Houston

Los Angeles

Oklahoma City

Golden State

Denver

LA Clippers

Sacramento

Minnesota

Seattle

Portland

Memphis

Playoff Series #1
Golden State vs. Dallas
Warriors Win 4-3!
We win every game at home, lose a couple badly and one closely on the road, and then win in OT on the road, and Jrich has a (career high?) 40 points.

Playoff Series #2
Golden State vs. Houston
Warriors Win 4-2!

ADONAL VS. YAO VOLUMES IV-IX!!!!!!!!
We win the first game on pure energy and Adonal Containment, but lose the next pretty badly. However, T-Mac's back snaps in half, so the Warriors grind the rest out fairly easily.

Playoff Series #3
Conference Finals
Golden State vs. Oklahoma City
Warriors Win 4-2!

Away games are like home games to the Warriors, due to Zorgon cheering them on.

Playoff Series #4
NBA Finals
Golden State vs. Detroit
Warriors Win 4-2!

Is this the best the east has to offer? With DJ Fuzzylogic at the away games, the Pistons don't stand a chance, and their lack of center hurts them. Big Ben laughs at his TV.

Wait, did I just declare the Warriors NBA Champions?

Grah, I guess I went overboard.
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