Props on the haikus.

could not understand a word he said, you know what I'm sayin'?

We should have passed on him on the strength of that stupid ass video alone!!  First off, when he showed that picture of him reaching across Mike, he didn't show what happened next. Does the phrase "You reach, I teach." come to mind? You KNOW Mike spun opposite direction and pulled up with that patented fade-away jumper..."nothin but net".
My next beef is that you have some clowns in the boardroom, bouncin' around in chairs like 7 year-olds whose feet can't reach the floor. My brother and I did that at 7 in my grandmother's kitchen chairs. We learned real quick that you don't act a fool at the dinner table. These guys that Troy has employed are clearly some dudes from the block that are uncomfortable in front of the camera, and are all about their 15 minutes of fame. The guy that was announcing everyone's name was so excited about having an active role in the video, that he was pissin' himself. Troy, if you put that much into a business at least hire some cats that act like they've been there before.
The end result was that T-Hud's album sold a whopping 78 albums, at least according to the other video "Troy Hudon's album flops".
Stick to the day job baby!!

Had a classic haiku during the playoff run.

I can't remember the whole thing, but I remember it ended with "Baron has a beard." The first two lines said something about a dying cherry tree. Coming from one of GsoM's senior members, the poem (for me) captured the poignacy of the aging fan living vicariously through our strong, virile, hirsute young point guard.

I think henceforth all haikus posted on this site need to end with the phrase "Baron has a beard."