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2k6-2k7 REPORT CARD: Patrick O'Bryant

Our first round pick last year, Patrick O'Bryant, aka Project O'Bryant, aka Notorious POB, aka The Chef, aka BUST, never won any Warrior fans over. There's not a whole lot to write about POB except that he had a year to forget. From first round pick to bench player to D-League player, his season continued to spiral downwards.


He sure did a lot of this last year, sitting

As a rookie, he was the butt of many jokes because he was so remarkably bad. But this was just a prank pulled as part of some rookie hazing. Popcorn anyone?


Report card after the jump.

Star-divide

Surprising, but he really did score a basket. Here’s his first one ever.


Adam Lauridsen (Fast Break)  

Grade: D
POB likely never would have been a Warrior if Nellie had signed on to coach in early June last year. Still, he did almost nothing with the time he had with the team and only made slightly more noise in the D-League. It's still too early to say he doesn't have the will to succeed at this level, but the signs aren't good. Of course, big men need an extra year or two, so he could be know for more than his tasty cheesecake this time next year.

Fun Score: 2
I saw him miss way to many dunks during warm-ups. Never a good sign.

Atma Brother #1  

Grade: F
Do you realize the Warriors essentially paid someone over $2 million to play in the D-League this season? Well, at least The Notorious P.O.B. will always be in the history books as the first ever NBA Lottery pick to be demoted to the NBDL- wait, that's not a good thing. I have no idea how O'Bryant will pan out in the long run since he has yet to play any meaningful minutes at the NBA level, but as of now there's absolutely no indication that he won't be one of the biggest NBA Draft busts of all time. Did the Warriors hire Dave Twardzik as a consultant on this 2006 draft pick or something?

Fun Score: 4
POB was good for some funny posts and great nicknames.

DJ Fuzzylogic  

Grade: F
POB deserves an incomplete. We rarely got a chance to see him play and reports say that he had a much damaged self-esteem that was slightly rejuvenated when he finally got some playing time in the NBDL. Lets hope he bounces back or else I see Kwame Brown like career in his future.

Fun Score: 10
For that great photo with the grannies.

Fantasy Junkie  

Grade: A
What a wonderful first round draft pick Project O'Bryant was. Put it this way, he barely played any more minutes than 2nd rounder Kosta Perovic. Kosta Coast never even donned a Warrior uni.

Fun Score: -1000000

Hash  

Grade: D
Man I don't want to fail anyone here but when you get sent back to the D-league and start getting schooled there... well, no good can come of that. I don't think POB has no potential. But it's going to be up to him to get there. Nellie can only take him so far. Unfortunately, Nellie might just take him to another team

Fun Score: 2
Not so much for him but some of you guys had some pretty good POB webpins. That's gotta be worth at least 2 points!

Overall Grade: F


What is POB’s role next year? I can’t see how he gets any time since he’s not going to beat out Biedrins, Harrington, or Wright for a low post position. What’s POB’s future?



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He sucks, but
you never know... I mean he's been awol for a few months.  Maybe he's undergoing some SPECIAL training.  Perhaps he's found the hyperbolic time chamber at KAMI's and when training arrives, voila!  Super Saiyan POB!

The best duo since...

by Tim N Chris Burger on Sep 9, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROFLMAO
that was the funniest video i have ever seen on the warriors

by baller90210 on Sep 9, 2007 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that video was hilarious
Even though I, like everyone, hate him as a basketball player, I kinda feel bad for him and the ridiculous failure he's been in the nba. The video was funny, yet also sad as he began shifting aside the popcorn in a rather melancholy manner.

by saintfloppy on Sep 9, 2007 11:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol
he sure was butt hurt, but what made it funnier was the fact that he was trying to play it off.  Damn, I'm gonna miss J-Rich.
The best duo since...

by Tim N Chris Burger on Sep 10, 2007 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

POB .... sob ....
I guess I'm just a big wuss, but I agree with saintfloppy's secondary take: I also found the video kinda poignant and sad. Obviously if JRich were still with the team, and if POB weren't one step away from a career in the CBA, it would be a lot funnier. As it is, the last few seconds of the clip -- POB, no longer smiling, solemnly sweeping the popcorn out of his car, under gray winter skies -- takes on the bittersweet taste of minor tragedy.

Yeah, you get more wistful about stuff like that as you start to crowd 40...

by Sleepy Freud on Sep 10, 2007 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly
You guys hit it on the head. Those final moments are tough. It's as if he is sweeping away the popcorn getting ready to drive down to Bakersfeild and kiss his NBA dreams goodbye. There was some real "Ouch Factor" there.
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by olympicmike on Sep 10, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish
he could be another biedrins.  i sure hope so.

but if he ends up sucking, then we should start chanting "we want bryant!"  instead of "we want foyle!"

by thewarriorsrule on Sep 10, 2007 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let the garbagetime king
coronation begin!


The best duo since...

by Tim N Chris Burger on Sep 10, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh
I'm feeling too lazy right now to type about how lazy POB is.
Tony.psd = Da Man

by Zorgon on Sep 10, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wake up Fool!
LOL...

Foyle shoulda' grown a beard!

by Tony.psd on Sep 10, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

d-
not an f just because he didn't play horribly in the game against the clippers after the trade

by AJC3317 on Sep 10, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder
if his car still smells like a movie theatre

by jdmsir20 on Sep 10, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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YaoButtaMing  

Grade: F
How many top ten draft picks were sent to the D-league last year? Patrick O’Bryant actually taught me something this year, with a lot of laziness and mental weakness you really can be a spokesman for Charmin!

Fun Score: 1