Here's my first attempt at a parody of Warriors owner Chris Cohan. Straight outta' Weekend at Bernies!
There's a great article I'm sure many of you read today on Yahoo! Sports by Adrian Wojnarowski "For Warriors, turmoil starts with the boss..." Finally, somebody called Cohan out like that! Anyways, here's some inspiration after the read. Enjoy!
547 GSoMers have spoken and... there is a problem in Warriors land. The 114 who voted Nellie was the biggest problem don't seem to be ready to admit that this just isn't a very good roster right now. To those 114- name a coach who you realistically believe can take this team to the playoffs or mythically develop all this raw, untapped talent. 87 of you thought the players weren't playing hard enough. Newsflash- it isn't a lack of effort, it's a lack of talent and experience. It starts at the top (Lawsuit Cohan) and with the incompetent people making decisions they aren't qualified to make (Mullin/ Rowell). Immature liars who would rather go joyriding on The Golden State Tricycle than be out there helping their teammates aren't helping the situation either.