Congratulations Chris Mullin, Golden State Warriors. 2011 Basketball Hall of Fame Inductee.
Here's my first attempt at a parody of Warriors owner Chris Cohan. Straight outta' Weekend at Bernies!
Fresh off his second contract buy-out of the past 2 years, former face of the Warriors franchise Adonal Foyle has been picked up off waivers by the Orlando Tragic to be a practice partner for Superman [Third Quarter Collapse]. Where are all the folks screaming at Nellie for benching Foyle the first second he got here? Can you believe Chris Mullin actually structured a team option for $10.5 million after this season in Foyle's contract offer back in 2004 (see Worst FA's since 1996)? Can you believe Robert Rowell actually approved that deal? Be on the lookout for this summer's blockbuster movie Dumb and Dumber II: The Mullin and Rowell front office. WE WANT FOYLE! WE WANT FOYLE! WE WANT FOYLE!
Wow. we made it onto the front page of yahoo's nba section. Nelson insists he hasn’t reached end of the road
547 GSoMers have spoken and... there is a problem in Warriors land. The 114 who voted Nellie was the biggest problem don't seem to be ready to admit that this just isn't a very good roster right now. To those 114- name a coach who you realistically believe can take this team to the playoffs or mythically develop all this raw, untapped talent. 87 of you thought the players weren't playing hard enough. Newsflash- it isn't a lack of effort, it's a lack of talent and experience. It starts at the top (Lawsuit Cohan) and with the incompetent people making decisions they aren't qualified to make (Mullin/ Rowell). Immature liars who would rather go joyriding on The Golden State Tricycle than be out there helping their teammates aren't helping the situation either.