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The Solution to the Warriors' Small Forward Woes... Vinsanity!

Whether you're a Mike Dunleavy fan or a Mickael Pietrus fan, there's no way around the fact that the Warriors really struggled at the Small Forward spot last season.The question now is what should they do about it.

I say wait one year. Why?

A former 1st round draft pick of the Warriors nearly 10 years ago can opt out of his contract after this season and become a free agent. This guy is half-man half-amazing. He solves ALL of the Warriors' Small Forward issues and could LAUNCH them back into the playoffs.

Who is this amazing swingman I am referring to?

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BOOOOOOM!

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Some serious deep Tea-Bagging!

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Vince: "How's the view down there?"

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This looks like something only Thunder can do... with a trampoline.

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Vince: "Play in the Bay? Man, that's a FANTASTIC idea! They don't feed the dogs people food there!"

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Vince: "Can I play for the Warriors? Pretty please!"

Vince's old coach said 2 points is 2 points because he couldn't dunk. What do you think Monty would say about Vince's 2 points?

The thought of bringing Vinsanity to the Bay kind of brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

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Even Adam Morrison is teary-eyed about Vince in the Bay.

Actually, I think I'm crying because the Warriors drafted Vince Carter in 1998 and actually traded him away on draft day...

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This one belongs in the rafters at the Arena!

And if our beloved Warriors can't find a way to bring the artist formerly known as Air Canada to the Warriors, then there's always plan B.

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As long as he keeps drinking Sprite, Grant Hill only needs one ankle to be an All Star. Now THAT'S skill.

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